1 00:00:00,957 --> 00:00:03,790 (energetic music) 2 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,679 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:23,886 ♪ I saw you coming from a mile away ♪ 4 00:00:24,393 --> 00:00:29,393 ♪ I asked you out, it was a suicide play ♪ 5 00:00:29,802 --> 00:00:34,802 ♪ Now I'm obsessed without a get next to you ♪ 6 00:00:35,278 --> 00:00:39,280 ♪ You keep me guessing and I don't have a clue ♪ 7 00:00:39,281 --> 00:00:42,204 ♪ So this is love ♪ 8 00:00:42,205 --> 00:00:44,756 ♪ And it feels beautiful to me ♪ 9 00:00:44,757 --> 00:00:47,508 ♪ And this is love ♪ 10 00:00:47,509 --> 00:00:50,207 ♪ To know you're in the world with me ♪ 11 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:53,022 ♪ So this is love ♪ 12 00:00:53,023 --> 00:00:54,699 ♪ And if it's not ♪ 13 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:59,700 ♪ It's close enough for me ♪ 14 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:06,187 ♪ My head is aching, I can't get enough air ♪ 15 00:01:06,587 --> 00:01:11,587 ♪ My hands are shaking and I'm stuck in my chair ♪ 16 00:01:12,045 --> 00:01:17,045 ♪ I don't know much but one thing I guarantee ♪ 17 00:01:17,493 --> 00:01:21,613 ♪ Nothing else matters when you're smiling at me ♪ 18 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:24,353 ♪ So this is love ♪ 19 00:01:24,354 --> 00:01:26,026 ♪ And if it's not ♪ 20 00:01:26,027 --> 00:01:29,610 ♪ It's close enough for me ♪ 21 00:01:31,964 --> 00:01:33,255 (phone ringing) 22 00:01:33,256 --> 00:01:36,730 - Skyline Advertising. One moment. 23 00:01:36,731 --> 00:01:39,651 (colleagues chatting) 24 00:01:39,652 --> 00:01:42,868 - People, Mr. Jackson came to us 25 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:44,960 because he expects the best. 26 00:01:44,961 --> 00:01:46,857 I've assembled a talented young creative team 27 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:47,958 for you here, sir. 28 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:51,557 This is Lindsay Culver. She'll be helping produce your spot. 29 00:01:51,558 --> 00:01:55,141 - Lindsay. I knew a man named Lindsay once. 30 00:01:56,768 --> 00:02:00,367 - Well, it's nice to meet you too, sir. 31 00:02:00,368 --> 00:02:02,196 - This is Daniel Roenick and Troy Riley, 32 00:02:02,197 --> 00:02:03,492 our two very best writers. 33 00:02:03,493 --> 00:02:05,123 - Yes, actually, actually, I'd like to start off by- 34 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:08,240 - That's enough. These three, they'll do. 35 00:02:08,241 --> 00:02:10,298 You make me happy 36 00:02:10,299 --> 00:02:13,266 and I will see that your company gets my entire broadcast 37 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:16,355 and print campaign for years to come. 38 00:02:16,356 --> 00:02:18,384 All will prosper. 39 00:02:18,385 --> 00:02:20,849 - Excellent. - But you screw it up 40 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:24,061 and I will make it my business to ruin your lives. 41 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:29,062 All will suffer. It is that simple. All right, listen up. 42 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:32,053 I just bought a resort up in the mountains, Big Bear. 43 00:02:32,054 --> 00:02:35,440 Romantic getaways, outdoor activities, all that kinda shit. 44 00:02:35,441 --> 00:02:36,274 And I need a spot 45 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:39,154 that's gonna make people come up there in a big way. 46 00:02:39,155 --> 00:02:40,619 - [George] Now I want you to go up to Big Bear 47 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,450 and get yourselves inspired. 48 00:02:42,451 --> 00:02:45,141 ♪ So this is love ♪ 49 00:02:45,142 --> 00:02:47,944 ♪ And it feels beautiful to me ♪ 50 00:02:47,945 --> 00:02:50,557 - [Daniel] Isn't marketing supposed to be an office job? 51 00:02:50,558 --> 00:02:51,544 - [Lindsay] We're gonna round the corner. 52 00:02:51,545 --> 00:02:53,142 - [Daniel] Whoa, whoa, whoa. I gotta get on that? 53 00:02:53,143 --> 00:02:56,442 - Loosen up. If you think you're gonna fall, just yell. 54 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:59,215 I'll stop chair, okay? - Okay. 55 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:01,633 - [Lindsay] Whoo. You got it. 56 00:03:02,913 --> 00:03:04,413 Whoa. Okay. Ready? 57 00:03:05,483 --> 00:03:07,030 - What? 58 00:03:07,031 --> 00:03:11,924 - Once you sit down, it's really easy. Hey. Whoa. Okay. 59 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,008 - Whoo, whoo. 60 00:03:14,116 --> 00:03:15,572 - Smooth. - Okay. 61 00:03:15,573 --> 00:03:16,856 - Very smooth. 62 00:03:16,857 --> 00:03:18,978 - Thank you. Can we put this down? 63 00:03:18,979 --> 00:03:20,527 - [Lindsay] Are you sure you don't wanna take 64 00:03:20,528 --> 00:03:23,841 that class first, Danny? - No, I'm a natural athlete. 65 00:03:23,842 --> 00:03:27,002 Besides, it looks pretty simple. 66 00:03:27,003 --> 00:03:30,400 - [Lindsay] Oh. - [Skier] Watch out, buddy. 67 00:03:30,401 --> 00:03:32,240 - Am I gonna need that? 68 00:03:32,241 --> 00:03:36,932 Hey, can I ask you a question? Would this line work on you? 69 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:40,314 That's a nice dress. It would look great on my floor. 70 00:03:40,315 --> 00:03:45,315 - Oh. Only if I was already like madly in love with the guy. 71 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:48,606 Otherwise, I think I'd hurt him. 72 00:03:48,607 --> 00:03:53,237 Look, I know you were with Vanessa for what, like, 73 00:03:53,238 --> 00:03:55,865 11 years, and she left you at the altar. 74 00:03:55,866 --> 00:03:59,699 - Whoa. Hey. Whoa. It was not the altar. Okay? 75 00:04:00,561 --> 00:04:02,894 It was the rehearsal dinner. 76 00:04:04,104 --> 00:04:08,364 - Okay, the point is, you need to start dating again. 77 00:04:08,365 --> 00:04:11,803 - Again? I never dated. I wouldn't know what to say. 78 00:04:11,804 --> 00:04:12,871 Hell, I wouldn't know what to do. 79 00:04:12,872 --> 00:04:15,002 - Well, what did you do with Vanessa? 80 00:04:15,003 --> 00:04:16,559 - You know what? I was 12 years old. 81 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,030 I pelted her with snowballs and I stole her lunchbox. 82 00:04:20,031 --> 00:04:23,342 - Why, you were quite the little charmer, weren't you? 83 00:04:23,343 --> 00:04:25,651 - What about you? How was your big date the other night? 84 00:04:25,652 --> 00:04:26,781 Brian, was it? 85 00:04:26,782 --> 00:04:29,790 - Mm-mm. Brian did not pass the third test. 86 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,538 - The third test. He doesn't want kids. 87 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,228 And I thought he was gonna at least make it to test 12. 88 00:04:34,229 --> 00:04:35,518 Isn't that where you figure out whether 89 00:04:35,519 --> 00:04:37,998 he knows the importance of fabric softener? 90 00:04:37,999 --> 00:04:40,588 - Don't you be making fun of me until you have been through 91 00:04:40,589 --> 00:04:42,642 as many broken hearts as I have. 92 00:04:42,643 --> 00:04:45,044 - Ow. Ow. O-okay. Okay. - What are you up to now? 93 00:04:45,045 --> 00:04:47,892 What is it? Oh, right. Oh, yeah. One. 94 00:04:47,893 --> 00:04:51,476 - Thank you. (upbeat music) 95 00:04:57,866 --> 00:04:59,533 - Hey. Danny, Linds. 96 00:05:01,115 --> 00:05:02,948 - Boys. What kept you? 97 00:05:04,048 --> 00:05:06,327 - Well, actually, several snow bunnies 98 00:05:06,328 --> 00:05:08,540 wanted to pinch a cute ass. 99 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,279 Troy's, of course. 100 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:14,197 - Um, one actually wants to board down with me. 101 00:05:15,835 --> 00:05:16,668 Is, is that cool? 102 00:05:16,669 --> 00:05:19,668 - Sure. Me and Packer'll take Danny. 103 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:23,658 - Well, actually, you know, I was, uh, 104 00:05:23,659 --> 00:05:26,499 hoping to take one of the more challenging runs. 105 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:30,583 - Fine. I'll take him. You catch on quick, right? 106 00:05:32,346 --> 00:05:33,590 Slow down. (upbeat music) 107 00:05:33,591 --> 00:05:36,815 - [Daniel] How exactly do I slow down? Whoa. 108 00:05:36,816 --> 00:05:39,537 Oh. Oh, get outta the way. 109 00:05:39,538 --> 00:05:42,455 (children yelling) 110 00:05:47,819 --> 00:05:50,331 - [Child] Let go of my arm. 111 00:05:50,332 --> 00:05:55,082 ♪ 1, 2, 3 ♪ (upbeat music) 112 00:06:08,822 --> 00:06:10,239 - Coming through. 113 00:06:11,946 --> 00:06:14,064 - [Packer] What are you doing? - Get off. 114 00:06:14,065 --> 00:06:16,480 - [Packer] You came into me. 115 00:06:16,481 --> 00:06:19,496 Oh, my God. Trees, trees. Hold on. 116 00:06:19,497 --> 00:06:22,281 - [Jamie] Jerk. (both screaming) 117 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,732 Pervert. (Packer screaming) 118 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:28,457 - What did that sign just say? 119 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:31,208 (both screaming) 120 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,060 (soft upbeat music) 121 00:06:38,561 --> 00:06:41,632 - So how'd you guys make out? 122 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:44,450 - I was assaulted by a pack of children. 123 00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:46,490 - I knew you liked skiing. 124 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:48,437 - So what happened to your snow bunny? 125 00:06:48,438 --> 00:06:51,018 - We had sex in the woods. Then she ditched me. 126 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,436 Story of my life. 127 00:06:56,943 --> 00:06:58,874 See, I think I am naturally attracted 128 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:01,372 to women that are all wrong for me. 129 00:07:01,373 --> 00:07:03,913 I have nothing in common with my penis. 130 00:07:03,914 --> 00:07:05,158 - At least you get a lot of sex. 131 00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:06,940 - Yeah, but I want more than that. 132 00:07:06,941 --> 00:07:09,155 Women treat me like a walking vibrator. 133 00:07:09,156 --> 00:07:10,478 If, if I get a woman to stay for breakfast, 134 00:07:10,479 --> 00:07:13,191 that's a long-term relationship. 135 00:07:13,192 --> 00:07:15,187 I'm turning into a chick. 136 00:07:15,188 --> 00:07:18,525 - At least you get a lot of sex. 137 00:07:18,526 --> 00:07:23,526 (wind blowing) (magical music) 138 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:26,362 Uh, Packer. Hey. 139 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,071 - Hey. - Where you been? 140 00:07:29,072 --> 00:07:31,322 - Hey, guys, this is Jamie. 141 00:07:32,399 --> 00:07:34,541 - Hi. - These are my friends. 142 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:39,133 Our skis got caught and we veered off into a crevice. 143 00:07:39,134 --> 00:07:41,631 We were trapped for hours until they found us. 144 00:07:41,632 --> 00:07:44,632 - I was so scared. He was wonderful. 145 00:07:46,127 --> 00:07:48,127 - Oh, whoa. You and you? 146 00:07:50,646 --> 00:07:52,056 Okay, that is unbelievable. 147 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:53,754 - Yeah, well, I mean, intense situations 148 00:07:53,755 --> 00:07:56,167 can really set off sparks. 149 00:07:56,168 --> 00:07:59,251 I'm in love. - [Both] Congratulations. 150 00:08:00,129 --> 00:08:03,129 (slow upbeat music) 151 00:08:07,943 --> 00:08:12,360 - Um, hey, so, guys, I'm gonna, um, I got some, uh... 152 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:14,959 Bye. 153 00:08:23,159 --> 00:08:27,630 - Hey, that girl over there, she's staring at you. 154 00:08:27,631 --> 00:08:28,754 - [Daniel] I got food on my face? 155 00:08:28,755 --> 00:08:30,286 - I'll got drinks. - No. 156 00:08:30,287 --> 00:08:33,493 When somebody stares at you, it means that they like you 157 00:08:33,494 --> 00:08:35,301 and think you're cute. 158 00:08:35,302 --> 00:08:37,719 Why don't you go talk to her? 159 00:08:38,828 --> 00:08:39,947 - I wouldn't know what to said. 160 00:08:39,948 --> 00:08:42,164 - Just compliment her blouse or something. 161 00:08:42,165 --> 00:08:45,165 - Yeah. Yeah. Go on. Go talk to her. 162 00:08:46,204 --> 00:08:48,306 Go on. Yeah, go. - No. No, I don't think so. 163 00:08:48,307 --> 00:08:50,474 - Go on. Go! - Okay. Jesus. 164 00:08:53,594 --> 00:08:55,011 Her blouse. Okay. 165 00:08:58,405 --> 00:08:59,307 - That woman really look at him? 166 00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:00,307 - Uh-uh. 167 00:09:05,006 --> 00:09:06,006 - Hi. - Hi. 168 00:09:09,686 --> 00:09:12,165 - Is that a blouses you're wearing? 169 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,166 - Uh, yeah. 170 00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:17,700 - It's got buttons. I mean... 171 00:09:17,701 --> 00:09:20,956 - Yeah, that's a really keen observation. 172 00:09:20,957 --> 00:09:25,462 - The buttons are, are, uh, they're whitish blue, uh, 173 00:09:25,463 --> 00:09:28,605 sort of a see through color. - Are you a retard? 174 00:09:28,606 --> 00:09:31,274 - Well, I wasn't till I came over here. 175 00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:33,494 - Yeah. Excuse me. - [Daniel] Sorry. 176 00:09:33,495 --> 00:09:36,495 (slow upbeat music) 177 00:09:42,299 --> 00:09:44,966 (magical music) 178 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,225 - Oh. Oh. 179 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:06,791 Uh. Oh. (laughs) (Vicky laughing) 180 00:10:07,602 --> 00:10:11,245 - Good morning, Vicky. - Good morning. 181 00:10:11,246 --> 00:10:13,246 - Time for a little fun? 182 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:18,563 - Actually, I was, um, I was, I was thinking 183 00:10:18,564 --> 00:10:20,275 that we should, you know, 184 00:10:20,276 --> 00:10:22,377 we should get up and we should go out 185 00:10:22,378 --> 00:10:26,295 and get some coffee and get to know each other. 186 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,472 - Listen, I'm blanking on your name. 187 00:10:31,473 --> 00:10:32,637 - Troy. 188 00:10:32,638 --> 00:10:36,538 - Troy, right. I actually have to run. 189 00:10:36,539 --> 00:10:39,051 Oh, and you know, really sorry about laughing at you 190 00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:41,652 when you asked me if we could cuddle. 191 00:10:41,653 --> 00:10:44,184 Where's my other shoe? Pretty sure I had two. 192 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,692 - Will, um, will I get to see you again? 193 00:10:46,693 --> 00:10:47,868 - No. 194 00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:51,579 - But, but, but I, I'd be a really, a really good boyfriend. 195 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:52,518 - [Vicky] I bet I can still catch yoga. 196 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,583 - I, I like seafood. 197 00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:54,441 - [Vicky] Wonder when the next bus is coming? 198 00:10:54,442 --> 00:10:56,349 - I have two brothers and a sister. 199 00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,873 Uh, my parents, they live in New Hampshire. 200 00:10:58,874 --> 00:11:01,152 Uh, people say I'm a good listener. 201 00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:06,153 (upbeat music) (telephones ringing) 202 00:11:08,196 --> 00:11:09,932 - [Receptionist] Skyline Advertising. 203 00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:13,434 Mm-hm. I'll go find him. - [Troy] I feel so used. 204 00:11:13,435 --> 00:11:16,784 - Honey, Vicky was a ski tramp. Okay? 205 00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:18,118 Oh. There he is. 206 00:11:19,705 --> 00:11:22,648 - Come on. He's just an office crush. 207 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,395 - You don't understand. 208 00:11:24,396 --> 00:11:26,651 Yesterday I found out he has a good relationship 209 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,568 with his parents. 210 00:11:28,569 --> 00:11:29,982 (growls) 211 00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:32,804 He just passes all the tests. 212 00:11:32,805 --> 00:11:34,376 (both laughing) 213 00:11:34,377 --> 00:11:37,356 - So what are you waiting for? - I don't know. 214 00:11:37,357 --> 00:11:38,420 I've suggested we go out, 215 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:40,907 but he just doesn't seem to be getting the hint. 216 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:45,569 I think he thinks I'm a bitch. Everybody thinks I'm a bitch. 217 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:50,320 - Only till they get to know you. I mean, no, they don't. 218 00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:53,620 - It's just, I don't know. 219 00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:56,314 I finally find a guy and it's perfect for, 220 00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:59,232 and I don't know how to get to him. 221 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:04,595 - I may know a way how. Same way that Packer got to Jamie. 222 00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:07,263 A crisis, a little extreme date. 223 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:09,283 - Yeah? 224 00:12:09,284 --> 00:12:11,403 - Say, being locked in the storage closet. 225 00:12:11,404 --> 00:12:12,737 - Oh, I like it. 226 00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:19,922 - I think, yeah. Here we go. It was hiding up here. 227 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,319 I knew it had to be in here somewhere. 228 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,460 Dairy Queen promo, version number three. 229 00:12:26,461 --> 00:12:29,324 - Thank you. - [Sean] Okay. 230 00:12:29,325 --> 00:12:31,908 (door rattles) 231 00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:33,936 It's locked. 232 00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:39,013 - Oh. Oh, no. God, no one ever comes down here. 233 00:12:40,536 --> 00:12:44,424 (fists banging) Hey. Hello. 234 00:12:44,425 --> 00:12:47,925 - You know, we could be in here all night. 235 00:12:50,863 --> 00:12:54,363 - No, we won't be. Hand me that pen. Yeah. 236 00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:58,732 - Okay. 237 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:07,869 You know what? 238 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,778 I think I can think of a better use 239 00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:12,946 of our time here together. 240 00:13:14,286 --> 00:13:15,888 (screams) - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 241 00:13:15,889 --> 00:13:17,472 - [Lindsay] Dammit. 242 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,622 - Look. Just, just gimme five minutes. Okay. 243 00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:33,651 I can pick the lock. I saw this on "MacGyver" once. 244 00:13:33,652 --> 00:13:34,926 - Okay. Listen, Sean, please. 245 00:13:34,927 --> 00:13:37,023 - Okay, ow. Ow. - Please, please. 246 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:41,250 Am I really that intimidating, huh? Come on. 247 00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:45,026 Oh, sorry. (laughs) - Yeah. 248 00:13:45,027 --> 00:13:48,836 - Listen, you know, I just, I just think you're a great guy 249 00:13:48,837 --> 00:13:51,023 and I mean, would it kill you 250 00:13:51,024 --> 00:13:52,921 to get to know me a little better? 251 00:13:52,922 --> 00:13:56,005 I'm really not the bitch everyone thinks I am. 252 00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:59,923 Unless, unless you're into that, which is cool. 253 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,440 - Well, you know, the thing is, um, 254 00:14:04,441 --> 00:14:07,940 I'm normally into only freakishly tall women 255 00:14:07,941 --> 00:14:12,333 and also women who get me out of locked storage closets. 256 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:13,751 - Ah. Good. Okay. 257 00:14:17,665 --> 00:14:21,040 Ah, air vent. (laughs) 258 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:25,362 - Uh, the air vent? - Here, just help me up. 259 00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:29,613 - Just really don't think this is such a good idea. 260 00:14:34,575 --> 00:14:37,456 Ow. Ah! You hit me in the eye. 261 00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:39,923 - [Lindsay] Oh, sorry. - [Sean] No. No. 262 00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:43,957 (shelf crashes) - Whoa. Ooh. 263 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:46,568 - [Sean] Ow. Ow, my neck. Ow. 264 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:50,185 - Uh, so what time you wanna pick me up? 265 00:14:50,186 --> 00:14:51,844 - Okay. Tell Mr. Leonard that I have his file 266 00:14:51,845 --> 00:14:53,846 and I'm going to messenger it over after lunch 267 00:14:53,847 --> 00:14:55,362 if that's okay. 268 00:14:55,363 --> 00:14:57,616 Yes. (Lindsay clears throat) 269 00:14:57,617 --> 00:15:00,016 Uh, can I call you back? 270 00:15:00,017 --> 00:15:02,481 All right, call me after lunch. Okay, bye. 271 00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:05,232 - Okay, ow. - What happened? 272 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,440 - Oh, God. 273 00:15:06,441 --> 00:15:09,800 - Hey, what, is that ink on your ass? 274 00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:13,218 - Troy locked me in the closet with Sean. 275 00:15:14,107 --> 00:15:15,777 You know, the forest situation 276 00:15:15,778 --> 00:15:17,573 was supposed to help us fall in love, 277 00:15:17,574 --> 00:15:19,126 like with Pack and Jamie. 278 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,786 Well, long story short, I put him in the hospital. 279 00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:25,922 - Okay, well, that would explain sirens. 280 00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:29,414 - I finally find a guy worth putting my heart out there for, 281 00:15:29,415 --> 00:15:30,915 and I cripple him. 282 00:15:32,444 --> 00:15:34,266 He'll never love me now. 283 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,424 You can't love someone who maims you. Okay? 284 00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:38,482 It hurts. - Ow, ow. 285 00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:41,316 - It hurts. Ow. - I'm sorry, Linds. 286 00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:46,514 - That's it, you know. I'm just done with love. 287 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,192 It's just not worth it. 288 00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:53,583 I would just so rather be alone than deal with this crap. 289 00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:56,084 Never, ever, ever, ever again. 290 00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:58,474 - What if you're already in love with someone 291 00:15:58,475 --> 00:16:00,063 that's your friend? 292 00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:02,540 - You think I'm in love with Troy? 293 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:03,541 - No. 294 00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:07,392 - No, you know what? Forget me. I'm finished. 295 00:16:07,393 --> 00:16:09,726 But we could still save you. 296 00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:11,613 - Save me? 297 00:16:11,614 --> 00:16:13,433 - Troy was right about one thing. 298 00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:15,261 I mean, extreme dating. It's the way to go. 299 00:16:15,262 --> 00:16:17,260 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - No, it would've worked. 300 00:16:17,261 --> 00:16:18,094 - [Daniel] What are you getting at? 301 00:16:18,095 --> 00:16:19,609 - You're not getting anywhere 302 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:21,808 with that girl you are like in accounting. 303 00:16:21,809 --> 00:16:23,745 What was her name, Tracy? 304 00:16:23,746 --> 00:16:26,416 Well, now you don't have to worry about asking her out. 305 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:31,141 We'll just, we'll just give you an extreme date. 306 00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:33,929 - Okay, I don't, I don't think that's such a good idea. 307 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,710 - Come on. Tomorrow's payday. 308 00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,670 So she'll be here late tonight. 309 00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:41,171 What if I, I trap you two in the elevator? 310 00:16:42,499 --> 00:16:44,966 - No. Absolutely not. - Come on. 311 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:47,880 It'll be good for you. And I totally know how to do it. 312 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,543 - No, Linds. Absolutely not. 313 00:16:49,544 --> 00:16:52,607 I will handle my own floundering love life by myself. Okay? 314 00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,358 - Okay. - [Daniel] No. 315 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:09,182 (water trickling) - Ooh. 316 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,851 - Hey, Daniel. - Hey, Tracy. 317 00:17:22,613 --> 00:17:27,613 (elevator chimes) (calm music) 318 00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,147 (elevator rattles) (alarm rings) 319 00:17:33,148 --> 00:17:34,148 - No. 320 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:39,306 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't believe this. 321 00:17:40,715 --> 00:17:42,621 Oh, this is great. I gotta get home. 322 00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:44,236 - I'm going to kill somebody. 323 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,627 - Somebody's in the building still. Right? 324 00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:46,837 - I'm sure of it. (hand banging on door) 325 00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:51,838 - Hello? Somebody help us. (hand banging on door) 326 00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:54,394 God. 327 00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,909 - Hello. 328 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,635 - Are you sure this is a good idea? 329 00:18:01,636 --> 00:18:04,547 - Oh, he will so thank us for this. 330 00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:09,022 - Yeah, he will. Huh? (both laughing) 331 00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:11,131 - I walk up to him and I say, 332 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,251 "I will take the job, Mr. Thurman, 333 00:18:13,252 --> 00:18:16,938 if you can name all the original members of Duran Duran." 334 00:18:16,939 --> 00:18:18,038 - Oh, my God. 335 00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:20,122 - [Daniel] And you know what? He did. 336 00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,456 - Really? - Yeah. 337 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,682 What about you? What's your story? 338 00:18:24,683 --> 00:18:28,865 - Oh, nothing. I, I was, I was freelance for a while. Yeah. 339 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:32,856 And, um, you know, I'm actually kinda glad this happened. 340 00:18:32,857 --> 00:18:35,024 You, you seem really cool. 341 00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:38,801 Are you okay? 342 00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:40,996 - Oh, no. I'm sorry. That was rude. Uh... 343 00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:42,717 You were saying, freelancing. 344 00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:43,780 - Oh, yeah. 345 00:18:43,781 --> 00:18:48,781 So, um, so then I got a job at Cats and Bartham, which... 346 00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:50,663 What's the matter? 347 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,716 - I have to pee. - Oh. 348 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:02,457 (pounding on door) - More pounding. 349 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,979 - [Daniel] Someone please get outta here. Hey. 350 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,570 Right now. I really mean it. 351 00:19:06,571 --> 00:19:08,875 I don't wanna be stuck here anymore. 352 00:19:08,876 --> 00:19:10,076 You hear me out there? 353 00:19:10,077 --> 00:19:11,725 - He's just playing it up. - [Daniel] Hello? 354 00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:14,285 - Making the situation seem desperate. 355 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,286 - He's good 356 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,621 - Help. Oh, God. This is a disaster. 357 00:19:18,622 --> 00:19:20,346 I drank, like, half the water cooler today. 358 00:19:20,347 --> 00:19:21,514 - Help. - Help. 359 00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:25,480 For the love of God, let me out. 360 00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,064 Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. 361 00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:31,677 All right. 362 00:19:31,678 --> 00:19:35,414 (fists thud) (Daniel groans) 363 00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:39,165 Listen. I'm sorry. I really am. I have to go. 364 00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:41,628 - No, no, no. Don't you dare. 365 00:19:41,629 --> 00:19:44,884 - I've got to. - Oh, God. Help. 366 00:19:44,885 --> 00:19:49,885 Help, please. Help! Oh, geez. (dramatic music) 367 00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:55,634 (Daniel groans) (soft upbeat music) 368 00:19:57,657 --> 00:20:00,407 - So you just pissed on her then? 369 00:20:01,476 --> 00:20:04,706 (friends laughing) 370 00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:07,866 - Yeah. Some chicks just, uh, ain't into that. 371 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:10,372 (friends laughing) 372 00:20:10,373 --> 00:20:12,183 - Sweetie, don't worry about it. 373 00:20:12,184 --> 00:20:13,372 Listen, if it was true love, 374 00:20:13,373 --> 00:20:16,456 then she coulda stood a little urine. 375 00:20:18,606 --> 00:20:20,374 - Okay. Packer. 376 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,208 - Okay, guys. Listen, we're, uh... 377 00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:29,198 We gotta run. We're gonna go and, uh... 378 00:20:29,199 --> 00:20:32,342 We're gonna, okay, we're, we're just gonna go have sex. 379 00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:34,760 Okay? Sorry. That's hot, huh? 380 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,782 - I think I'm, I'm gonna go. 381 00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:43,310 Jerry Springer has midget lesbians on tonight. 382 00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:46,728 See you guys tomorrow at work. Goodnight. 383 00:20:49,442 --> 00:20:52,557 - All right. So come on. I'll, I'll put you to bed. 384 00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:55,150 - No, I'm okay. (phone rings) 385 00:20:55,151 --> 00:20:56,151 Excuse me. 386 00:20:58,273 --> 00:21:00,106 Hello? Hello, Vanessa. 387 00:21:02,271 --> 00:21:04,892 No, it's not that I don't wanna be friends. 388 00:21:04,893 --> 00:21:07,990 No, can I explain? Can I just explain for a second? 389 00:21:07,991 --> 00:21:09,789 Just, just hold on. 390 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:13,443 Yes, I'll always have a special place in my heart for you. 391 00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:18,444 Yes, but you know what? Listen, I, I gotta go. Bye, Vanessa. 392 00:21:20,935 --> 00:21:24,951 Sorry. I'm getting another drink. You want one? 393 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,732 - [Lindsay] Sure. 394 00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:29,298 - And, Linds, I don't wanna talk about it. 395 00:21:29,299 --> 00:21:33,013 Let's talk about your problems for a while, huh? Please. 396 00:21:33,014 --> 00:21:35,577 - Okay. What's my problem? 397 00:21:35,578 --> 00:21:38,995 - You wanna know why you're still single? 398 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,640 Because you believe in nothing less than the best. 399 00:21:42,641 --> 00:21:46,810 You believe in fairytales and happily ever after. 400 00:21:46,811 --> 00:21:49,894 But someone as smart and as beautiful 401 00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:54,825 and as sexy as you should be with someone 402 00:21:54,826 --> 00:21:57,410 that believes in the same thing, you know? 403 00:21:57,411 --> 00:21:59,911 - Yeah. Someone more like you? 404 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:07,239 ♪ And it's just me against the world ♪ 405 00:22:07,298 --> 00:22:12,298 ♪ Against the gold, against the girl ♪ 406 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:16,173 ♪ And it's just me against the world ♪ 407 00:22:16,174 --> 00:22:17,219 (upbeat music) (bra smacks) 408 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:20,834 - [Lindsay] Ow! - [Daniel] Sorry, sorry. 409 00:22:20,835 --> 00:22:24,990 (upbeat music continues) 410 00:22:24,991 --> 00:22:26,373 - [Lindsay] Okay. 411 00:22:26,374 --> 00:22:28,637 (both yelling) 412 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,471 Are you, are you okay? 413 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,266 - [Daniel] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 414 00:22:35,339 --> 00:22:38,089 - I think I know how to fix that. 415 00:22:40,615 --> 00:22:43,121 What do you think? - Ow! I think it's broken. 416 00:22:43,122 --> 00:22:45,183 - God. Forget the damn toe. Ow! 417 00:22:45,184 --> 00:22:46,850 (Daniel groans) 418 00:22:46,851 --> 00:22:49,351 (music slows) 419 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,703 - Oh, Danny. Oh. Oh, are you okay? 420 00:23:05,064 --> 00:23:06,598 God. 421 00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:11,182 Why do all the men in my life keep ending up like this? 422 00:23:22,949 --> 00:23:25,949 - Oh, my head hurts. So does my toe. 423 00:23:27,103 --> 00:23:29,201 What did you do, beat me up? 424 00:23:29,202 --> 00:23:31,202 - No. We almost had sex. 425 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,989 Instead, you got hurt. 426 00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:38,499 - That's typical. 427 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,083 - Yeah. No kidding. 428 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,314 (Daniel groans) Look. 429 00:23:46,315 --> 00:23:48,148 We, we were both drunk 430 00:23:50,995 --> 00:23:53,803 and I was feeling bad for you. 431 00:23:53,804 --> 00:23:57,424 So, you know, it woulda just been a big mistake, 432 00:23:57,425 --> 00:23:58,258 - Right. 433 00:23:58,259 --> 00:24:00,922 - I, I mean, we don't wanna screw up this friendship, right? 434 00:24:00,923 --> 00:24:04,672 - Yeah. And, uh, sex would do that. 435 00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:06,792 - Hey, I, I need a ride to work. 436 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,967 - [Daniel] Well, we're stopping to get coffee first. 437 00:24:08,968 --> 00:24:13,079 (soft upbeat music) - [Customer] Good morning. 438 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,195 - Here you go, Marge. 439 00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:15,440 - [Marge] Thank you. - Okay. 440 00:24:15,441 --> 00:24:17,423 - [Hack] Li-Lilac. You bought lilac paint? 441 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:19,655 - [AJ] They were all outta lavender. 442 00:24:19,656 --> 00:24:21,796 - Hey, Joe. - [Joe] Hey. 443 00:24:21,797 --> 00:24:24,649 - Isn't it illegal to force customers to endure paint fumes? 444 00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:26,255 - It's not illegal in California. 445 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,438 - What's your problem? 446 00:24:27,439 --> 00:24:31,247 - Whoa, guys. Hey, I was just joking. 447 00:24:31,248 --> 00:24:32,699 Don't bench press me, all right? 448 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,283 - What? - Hack, leave him alone. 449 00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:37,374 How you doing, Danny? 450 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,863 - Like your new painters. Swell. 451 00:24:39,864 --> 00:24:41,663 - AJ. - [AJ] Hm? 452 00:24:41,664 --> 00:24:44,781 - What are you doing? - [AJ] Making a mural. 453 00:24:44,782 --> 00:24:47,994 - Uh, usual, right? - Actually, um, two. 454 00:24:47,995 --> 00:24:49,092 - Ooh. - Don't say anything 455 00:24:49,093 --> 00:24:50,479 'cause it's not like that. - Why are you doing that? 456 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,348 We're gonna have to repaint the whole thing. 457 00:24:52,349 --> 00:24:54,815 - You know, you never let me explore my artistic side. 458 00:24:54,816 --> 00:24:56,149 Come on. - Okay. 459 00:24:57,224 --> 00:24:59,285 Fine. We're gonna paint a frigging mural. 460 00:24:59,286 --> 00:25:02,562 ♪ Gonna look up and smile ♪ 461 00:25:02,563 --> 00:25:04,672 - We are always here for you, sir. 462 00:25:04,673 --> 00:25:09,375 Who do you call if you have an idea at 4:00 AM? Daniel. 463 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,459 Oh, hey, um, lunch today. 464 00:25:12,576 --> 00:25:15,330 - An invitation. How formal. 465 00:25:15,331 --> 00:25:18,608 - No, I don't have a, a home fax, Mr. Jackson. 466 00:25:18,609 --> 00:25:20,678 - He sent me 25 emails. 467 00:25:20,679 --> 00:25:25,301 - Why is my voicemail full at 9:03 in the morning? 468 00:25:25,302 --> 00:25:27,885 (upbeat music) 469 00:25:32,649 --> 00:25:34,687 - [Troy] So I've been thinking, and, well, 470 00:25:34,688 --> 00:25:37,801 I wanna give this extreme dating thing a try. 471 00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:40,365 - It doesn't really seem to work well, Troy? 472 00:25:40,366 --> 00:25:41,574 Or haven't you noticed? 473 00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:44,045 - I noticed. The elevator still smells like pee. 474 00:25:44,046 --> 00:25:46,085 - Hey. - It'll work for me. 475 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,893 I won't screw it up like you two. 476 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:48,866 - Bite me. 477 00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:50,785 - Weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday? 478 00:25:50,786 --> 00:25:52,637 - No. Shut up. 479 00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,938 - Those are the same clothes. Did you two... 480 00:25:55,939 --> 00:25:58,408 - Hey. Okay, we're gonna hook you up on an extreme date. 481 00:25:58,409 --> 00:25:59,399 - Okay. 482 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,608 - Who is it? Is it the receptionist? 483 00:26:01,609 --> 00:26:02,677 - No. No. 484 00:26:02,678 --> 00:26:05,498 There's this unbelievably nice girl 485 00:26:05,499 --> 00:26:07,273 I see at the bank every week. 486 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:10,124 I go on Fridays around lunchtime. I almost always see her. 487 00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,706 - What's her name? - I don't know. 488 00:26:11,707 --> 00:26:15,878 I mean, she's sweet and genuine and honest. 489 00:26:15,879 --> 00:26:17,889 I have no experience with that. 490 00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:19,842 That's where the plan comes in. 491 00:26:19,843 --> 00:26:21,747 - Well, I do have a theory 492 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,995 on one important element of extreme dating. 493 00:26:23,996 --> 00:26:25,527 - Hmm. Do tell. 494 00:26:25,528 --> 00:26:28,487 - Okay. There needs to be fear. Right? 495 00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:31,315 A real sense of danger. Like Packer and Jamie. 496 00:26:31,316 --> 00:26:32,789 I mean, ours were more inconvenience. 497 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:36,651 You know what I'm saying? - Danger. Okay. Like what? 498 00:26:36,652 --> 00:26:38,783 - Okay, hear me out. 499 00:26:38,784 --> 00:26:40,727 What if we were to kidnap you guys, 500 00:26:40,728 --> 00:26:42,728 like, for six or seven hours? 501 00:26:42,729 --> 00:26:45,729 - Ooh, that is messed up. I like it. 502 00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:50,020 - What if she really just freaks out? 503 00:26:50,021 --> 00:26:52,181 - Okay. We're not really gonna threaten her. All right? 504 00:26:52,182 --> 00:26:54,709 Where she'll just be a little bit scared. 505 00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:58,447 I mean, it's a prank. Fraternities do it all the time. 506 00:26:58,448 --> 00:27:01,531 - So what, uh, you and me kidnap 'em? 507 00:27:02,477 --> 00:27:06,891 - We're not threatening enough. Well, at least I'm not. 508 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:11,725 But I know someone that is. (upbeat music) 509 00:27:17,992 --> 00:27:20,610 All right, just stick to the plan. 510 00:27:20,611 --> 00:27:22,500 I got two guys taking you up to a cabin I arranged 511 00:27:22,501 --> 00:27:24,570 in Big Bear, all right? 512 00:27:24,571 --> 00:27:29,571 Then it's all up to you. Troy, make it look good, okay? 513 00:27:29,896 --> 00:27:30,762 All right? - All right. 514 00:27:30,763 --> 00:27:32,095 - [Daniel] Okay. 515 00:27:34,005 --> 00:27:35,021 - [Troy] There she is. 516 00:27:35,022 --> 00:27:39,044 - All right. So just wait till she comes out. You ready? 517 00:27:39,045 --> 00:27:41,614 - I've been ready my whole life. 518 00:27:41,615 --> 00:27:44,282 (Daniel growls) 519 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,834 - This is so romantic. - Yeah. 520 00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:50,401 - In a sick, twisted kinda way, you know. 521 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:54,253 - All right, hold onto your D 'cause here we go. 522 00:27:54,254 --> 00:27:56,671 - Signal now. - [Daniel] Okay. 523 00:27:57,645 --> 00:28:01,427 (meows) (barks) 524 00:28:01,428 --> 00:28:04,277 - [Hack] Okay, come on. Here we go. 525 00:28:04,278 --> 00:28:06,019 - Where did you find these guys again? 526 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:09,254 - Painters. I gave each a hundred dollars to go with it. 527 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:11,104 By the way, you owe me a hundred dollars. 528 00:28:11,105 --> 00:28:13,094 - Yeah, how about half a pretzel? 529 00:28:13,095 --> 00:28:14,095 - Thanks. 530 00:28:19,525 --> 00:28:20,858 - Excuse me. Hi. 531 00:28:22,052 --> 00:28:26,697 Uh, do you know where the West Side Dog Shelter is? 532 00:28:26,698 --> 00:28:29,590 - Sure. It's right around the corner on Belmont. 533 00:28:29,591 --> 00:28:31,505 I volunteer there twice a week. 534 00:28:31,506 --> 00:28:34,365 I have a soft spot for animals. (gasps) 535 00:28:34,366 --> 00:28:36,949 (upbeat music) 536 00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:45,458 (Amy screaming) 537 00:28:49,511 --> 00:28:51,093 - Quick. Create a diversion. 538 00:28:51,094 --> 00:28:53,634 Do something. Think, think, think. 539 00:28:53,635 --> 00:28:58,381 - Help. This pervert (indistinct). 540 00:28:58,382 --> 00:29:03,382 (people screaming) (upbeat music continues) 541 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:06,370 Pervert. 542 00:29:07,214 --> 00:29:09,881 (Amy screaming) 543 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,805 (indistinct) 544 00:29:18,806 --> 00:29:19,806 Help! 545 00:29:23,823 --> 00:29:25,801 - Okay. Okay. You can stop. 546 00:29:25,802 --> 00:29:27,470 - There a problem here? 547 00:29:27,471 --> 00:29:29,565 - She didn't beat me up too bad. I'm fine. Thanks, guys. 548 00:29:29,566 --> 00:29:30,734 Really, it's okay. 549 00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:32,454 - You want us to pound this guy for you? 550 00:29:32,455 --> 00:29:34,538 - Linds, tell him. Linds. 551 00:29:37,608 --> 00:29:39,358 - Nah. Thanks anyway. 552 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:45,875 - Thanks, guys. Doing a great job. Thank you. 553 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,345 - I need, I need a push. Need a push. 554 00:29:50,346 --> 00:29:52,286 - Oh, for the love of God. 555 00:29:52,287 --> 00:29:55,704 (upbeat music continues) 556 00:30:04,038 --> 00:30:07,871 - Ow. (upbeat music continues) 557 00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:17,048 - Well, I think that went pretty well. 558 00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:26,425 - [Daniel's Mom] Hi, honey. It's your mother. 559 00:30:26,426 --> 00:30:29,008 Um, listen, that rash you described 560 00:30:29,009 --> 00:30:31,381 really doesn't sound like jock itch. 561 00:30:31,382 --> 00:30:33,292 Maybe you should get it checked out. 562 00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:35,313 Call us later. Love you. 563 00:30:35,314 --> 00:30:38,946 (dial tone ringing) 564 00:30:38,947 --> 00:30:40,864 - It was a spider bite. 565 00:30:43,122 --> 00:30:47,490 - [AJ] Hey, it's AJ and Hack. There's been a change of plan. 566 00:30:47,491 --> 00:30:50,092 Your friends here, we want, what do we want? 567 00:30:50,093 --> 00:30:50,926 - [Hack] 25. 568 00:30:50,927 --> 00:30:55,739 - [AJ] 25 grand a piece or we ain't letting 'em go, ever. 569 00:30:55,740 --> 00:31:00,041 I suggest you take this seriously and don't get any ideas 570 00:31:00,042 --> 00:31:02,018 'cause I think the cops would be real interested 571 00:31:02,019 --> 00:31:03,423 in your involvement anyway. 572 00:31:03,424 --> 00:31:05,943 When you have the money, you leave a message on my pager. 573 00:31:05,944 --> 00:31:07,550 We'll give you instructions for the exchange. 574 00:31:07,551 --> 00:31:09,319 - Oh, shit. - The painters? 575 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,487 - Come on. Come on. (upbeat music) 576 00:31:17,566 --> 00:31:19,879 - Oh, hey, Danny. What are you doing here? 577 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,381 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah, sure. 578 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:26,132 - Okay. Um, where did you get those painters? 579 00:31:27,404 --> 00:31:29,299 Joe? - Okay. You need to tell us. 580 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,672 All right? We really need to know. 581 00:31:30,673 --> 00:31:32,162 - Please. 582 00:31:32,163 --> 00:31:34,224 - Oh, they're ex-cons trying to make a fresh start. 583 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,240 (suspenseful music) 584 00:31:36,241 --> 00:31:38,661 But, hey, everybody deserves a second chance, right? 585 00:31:38,662 --> 00:31:41,620 Plus, they work cheap under the table. 586 00:31:41,621 --> 00:31:44,567 - What exactly did they do? 587 00:31:44,568 --> 00:31:46,341 - Uh, burglary, assault. 588 00:31:46,342 --> 00:31:47,704 Think they stole a car or something. 589 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:49,508 But, hey, I had no problems with them. 590 00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:53,759 And, look, they did a solid job with the walls, eh? 591 00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:57,048 - [Daniel] Oh, no. 592 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,854 - I keep telling you, Danny, 593 00:31:58,855 --> 00:32:01,160 don't hold the past against them. 594 00:32:01,161 --> 00:32:04,477 They're just trying to change their lives around, you know. 595 00:32:04,478 --> 00:32:08,545 - Uh-huh. (suspenseful music) 596 00:32:08,546 --> 00:32:10,433 - Did something happen? 597 00:32:10,434 --> 00:32:14,565 - No. No. We gotta go. See you later, Joe. 598 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:18,067 - We have to go to the police. Uh, uh, uh, explain things. 599 00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:19,317 - Explain what, huh? 600 00:32:19,318 --> 00:32:20,813 That we just hired two convicted felons 601 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,615 to do a harmless little kidnapping job, 602 00:32:22,616 --> 00:32:23,774 and things aren't going our way? 603 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,858 - We are totally screwed. 604 00:32:26,731 --> 00:32:29,514 "Eh, fraternities do it all the time. It's a prank." 605 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:30,348 Listen to me. 606 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:34,810 If I get arrested for this, I'm gonna rip your balls off. 607 00:32:34,811 --> 00:32:38,402 - Okay. Think. Think, think, think, think. 608 00:32:38,403 --> 00:32:40,437 Think, think, think, think, think. 609 00:32:40,438 --> 00:32:41,815 There has to be a way out of it. 610 00:32:41,816 --> 00:32:44,997 - Right. Where, where were they supposed to take them? 611 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:47,597 - Oh, a cabin up in Jackson's resort up in Big Bear. 612 00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:49,302 Yeah, I got a free room 613 00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:50,951 because I told 'em we were on a location scout, 614 00:32:50,952 --> 00:32:52,219 you know, for the shoot. 615 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,309 - What, what were you thinking? 616 00:32:54,310 --> 00:32:56,776 - What? - What if Jackson goes there? 617 00:32:56,777 --> 00:32:58,676 - Oh. - He's a micromanager. 618 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,245 And, you know, he doesn't exactly have 619 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:02,168 the best sense of humor. 620 00:33:02,169 --> 00:33:04,645 Oh, you're gonna get me fired. 621 00:33:04,646 --> 00:33:06,278 - Okay. Well, they, they probably wouldn't go there anyways. 622 00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:08,340 You know? They'd expect us to look for them there, you know? 623 00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:10,548 - Well, we have to check it anyway. 624 00:33:10,549 --> 00:33:14,684 - Hey, Linds. It's pointless. They're not gonna go there. 625 00:33:14,685 --> 00:33:16,089 And even if they did- (banging on door) 626 00:33:16,090 --> 00:33:21,090 (Lindsay screams) (suspenseful music) 627 00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,916 - Daniel Roenick. - [Daniel] Yeah? 628 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,261 - I'm Detective Branson. 629 00:33:28,262 --> 00:33:31,097 This is Detective Rawlings. Can we come in? 630 00:33:31,098 --> 00:33:33,098 - Holy shit. - Excuse me? 631 00:33:34,259 --> 00:33:35,759 - Please, come in. 632 00:33:36,694 --> 00:33:40,053 - There you go. Is this your lovely wife? 633 00:33:40,054 --> 00:33:43,221 - Oh, no, uh, uh, we're friends. Lindsay. 634 00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:46,734 - Lindsay. Oh, I like those shoes. 635 00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:50,607 - [Lindsay] Ooh. Oh, thanks. Uh, they were on sale. 636 00:33:50,608 --> 00:33:53,746 - Well, we're investigating a possible abduction 637 00:33:53,747 --> 00:33:56,747 that took place outside State Federal earlier today. 638 00:33:56,748 --> 00:33:59,381 You were there, right? 639 00:33:59,382 --> 00:34:00,619 - How'd you... 640 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,123 - A video on one of the ATMs 641 00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,723 picked up part of the incident, 642 00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:06,969 which involved whoever it is you were talking, your friend. 643 00:34:06,970 --> 00:34:08,918 - Yeah, it was Troy. - Troy. 644 00:34:08,919 --> 00:34:12,112 - Last name? - Riley. Troy Riley. 645 00:34:12,113 --> 00:34:16,065 It's R-I-L, is it, is it double L or is it one? 646 00:34:16,066 --> 00:34:19,135 It's one L. R-I-L-E-Y. Riley. 647 00:34:19,136 --> 00:34:23,804 - So now tell me, um, have you seen Troy since the bank? 648 00:34:23,805 --> 00:34:25,554 - Actually, he was here half an hour ago. 649 00:34:25,555 --> 00:34:27,106 - He was? - Yeah. 650 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,347 - Mm-hm. 651 00:34:28,348 --> 00:34:31,507 - But his timing was really bad. 652 00:34:31,508 --> 00:34:34,341 - Really bad. - We were having sex. 653 00:34:36,155 --> 00:34:39,823 - But I thought you said you two were just friends. 654 00:34:39,824 --> 00:34:41,741 - Friends who have sex. 655 00:34:44,634 --> 00:34:48,928 - Well, I guess we jumped the gun on this one, didn't we? 656 00:34:48,929 --> 00:34:50,679 Well, slow crime day. 657 00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,572 Well, we'll be see- 658 00:34:54,573 --> 00:34:56,030 Oh, say, listen. 659 00:34:56,031 --> 00:34:57,709 You wouldn't happen to have Troy's number, would you? 660 00:34:57,710 --> 00:34:59,129 I would love to give him a call 661 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:01,463 and just ask him about this. 662 00:35:01,464 --> 00:35:02,433 - You know, I do. 663 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,018 But the thing is, he went away for two weeks. 664 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,583 He went snake fishing. 665 00:35:05,584 --> 00:35:09,801 - Huh. Well, still in all, I would love to have that number. 666 00:35:09,802 --> 00:35:11,052 - Okay. - Great. 667 00:35:12,329 --> 00:35:13,496 Now, question. 668 00:35:14,629 --> 00:35:16,879 California penal code 148A, 669 00:35:18,804 --> 00:35:19,933 obstruction of justice. 670 00:35:19,934 --> 00:35:21,697 Is that one year state prison? 671 00:35:21,698 --> 00:35:23,261 - County. - County. 672 00:35:23,262 --> 00:35:25,910 - Bring in kidnapping, then you go state. 673 00:35:25,911 --> 00:35:30,113 - Oh, you are so good at that legal trivia, aren't you? 674 00:35:30,114 --> 00:35:33,447 Yeah. Oh, is that it? Thank you so much. 675 00:35:34,492 --> 00:35:36,753 Now, you two have a nice weekend. 676 00:35:36,754 --> 00:35:40,337 Here. Let's see. Will they? Yeah. Oh. Well. 677 00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:46,018 (whimsical music) 678 00:35:50,989 --> 00:35:54,588 - Okay, we check the cabin. - Yeah. 679 00:35:54,589 --> 00:35:57,172 (upbeat music) 680 00:35:58,416 --> 00:35:59,499 - Hey, mate. 681 00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:04,670 - Packer, where have you been? 682 00:36:06,235 --> 00:36:10,640 - Uh, just antique hunting. Oh, and look what I found. 683 00:36:10,641 --> 00:36:12,058 A ball from 1998. 684 00:36:12,927 --> 00:36:14,624 - [Lindsay] Come on. We need you. 685 00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:15,458 - Can't I shower first? 686 00:36:15,459 --> 00:36:16,873 - [Lindsay] No. Get in the car. 687 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:17,707 - [Packer] Where are we going? 688 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:20,063 I'm supposed to meet Jamie in an hour. Hey. 689 00:36:20,064 --> 00:36:21,731 - [Lindsay] Silence. 690 00:36:22,643 --> 00:36:24,492 - You know this is against to my will, right? 691 00:36:24,493 --> 00:36:27,160 Kidnapping is a serious offense. 692 00:36:29,943 --> 00:36:31,732 So lemme just get this straight. 693 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,999 You paid 200 bucks to have Troy 694 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,772 and some strange woman kidnapped by two criminals 695 00:36:36,773 --> 00:36:39,690 who now want, wait for it, $50,000. 696 00:36:41,818 --> 00:36:44,124 - Oh, good. You are listening. 697 00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:45,477 - Okay. Well, listen, this is silly, okay? 698 00:36:45,478 --> 00:36:46,558 Because they're not gonna be in the one place 699 00:36:46,559 --> 00:36:47,833 that you told 'em to go. 700 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:50,573 There'd have to be America's dumbest criminals. 701 00:36:50,574 --> 00:36:53,312 A show which is very popular in Britain, I might add. 702 00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:54,981 - Hey, you know what, Packer? Listen. 703 00:36:54,982 --> 00:36:56,286 If you have a better place to look, you know what? 704 00:36:56,287 --> 00:37:00,870 I'm all ears. But until then, could you just, you know? 705 00:37:03,397 --> 00:37:08,134 - You know, I'm fast becoming a, a great, great fan 706 00:37:08,135 --> 00:37:10,552 of your extreme dating thing. 707 00:37:11,705 --> 00:37:15,122 So much better than a dinner and a movie. 708 00:37:34,751 --> 00:37:38,493 - Finally. Were the gags really necessary? 709 00:37:38,494 --> 00:37:41,591 - Shut up or it goes back in. Right? 710 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:44,092 (hand smacks) 711 00:37:49,451 --> 00:37:52,510 - Look, look, don't worry, I'm gonna get us outta this. 712 00:37:52,511 --> 00:37:54,229 - Who are they? What do they want? 713 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,313 - I don't know. I'm Troy. 714 00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:00,684 - Amy. 715 00:38:00,685 --> 00:38:03,348 - Oh, it's-(whimsical music) 716 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:04,996 - You're free. 717 00:38:04,997 --> 00:38:05,997 - Um, yeah. 718 00:38:07,668 --> 00:38:08,626 - Hurry. 719 00:38:08,627 --> 00:38:12,229 (calm music) - Hey, Hack. 720 00:38:12,230 --> 00:38:14,418 You ever notice how the flames, 721 00:38:14,419 --> 00:38:18,752 they move eternally in an effortless dance of light? 722 00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:21,061 - Of course. 723 00:38:25,007 --> 00:38:26,007 - Undo me. 724 00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:31,646 - Okay. Okay. Don't worry. I, I've got a better idea. 725 00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:35,647 - What? (slow suspenseful music) 726 00:38:46,497 --> 00:38:47,497 - Amateurs. 727 00:38:49,575 --> 00:38:53,379 Guys, guys. What are you, what are you doing? 728 00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:58,380 Can't you tie a decent knot? Almost ruined the whole thing. 729 00:38:58,617 --> 00:39:00,067 And you know what? 730 00:39:00,068 --> 00:39:03,818 That slap on the head, that really hurt, pal. 731 00:39:06,364 --> 00:39:07,963 I mean, it's okay. 732 00:39:07,964 --> 00:39:09,134 If anything, 733 00:39:09,135 --> 00:39:11,341 I think you could be a little more intimidating. 734 00:39:11,342 --> 00:39:14,370 I don't think she's that scared. 735 00:39:14,371 --> 00:39:17,737 - Okay. I think we can try a little harder. 736 00:39:17,738 --> 00:39:21,571 - It's going good though, huh? Her name's Amy. 737 00:39:32,487 --> 00:39:36,154 Ah, that, that, that's, that's pretty tight. 738 00:39:44,754 --> 00:39:46,946 - What happened? Why did you go out there? 739 00:39:46,947 --> 00:39:49,040 We could've gone out through the window. 740 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:53,124 - I thought that I could take 'em out. Be a hero. 741 00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,762 'Cause I'm a black belt. 742 00:39:56,763 --> 00:39:59,263 I'm trained in taekwon-Miyagi. 743 00:40:02,515 --> 00:40:05,174 ♪ I'm cool then ♪ (upbeat music) 744 00:40:05,175 --> 00:40:08,037 ♪ Somebody stop me from moving ♪ 745 00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:12,822 ♪ Somebody stop me, somebody stop me, I'm grooving ♪ 746 00:40:12,823 --> 00:40:15,618 ♪ I'm trying to count without moving ♪ 747 00:40:15,619 --> 00:40:17,177 - So which cabin is it? 748 00:40:17,178 --> 00:40:18,534 - I don't know. It's either 12 or 21. 749 00:40:18,535 --> 00:40:20,622 I don't, I don't remember. 750 00:40:20,623 --> 00:40:23,931 - Why don't you just ask the guy at the lodge? 751 00:40:23,932 --> 00:40:26,469 I don't wanna freeze to death bumbling around in the dark. 752 00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:28,470 - We'll go to the lodge. 753 00:40:31,518 --> 00:40:34,389 ♪ I'm trying make out but I'm moving ♪ 754 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:39,390 ♪ Somebody stop me ♪ (music stops) 755 00:40:40,177 --> 00:40:42,263 - Hello. - Evening. I'm Walter. 756 00:40:42,264 --> 00:40:43,722 What can I do for you folks? 757 00:40:43,723 --> 00:40:46,365 - Actually, we're here to visit a friend. 758 00:40:46,366 --> 00:40:48,169 Last name Roenick. 759 00:40:48,170 --> 00:40:50,927 - Uh, let see. - Have they checked in yet? 760 00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:52,071 - I'll let you know right now. 761 00:40:52,072 --> 00:40:53,072 - Okay. 762 00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:57,248 - That cabin is occupied. 763 00:40:57,249 --> 00:41:00,369 - Great. Are they in room 12 or 21? 764 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,040 - Sorry, I can't give out the number. 765 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:04,385 I can call and announce that you're here. 766 00:41:04,386 --> 00:41:05,556 - Actually, you know what, the thing is, 767 00:41:05,557 --> 00:41:07,590 it's, it's kinda gotta be a surprise. 768 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:10,731 - I'd really like to help, but rules are rules. 769 00:41:10,732 --> 00:41:13,218 - Oh, you and your damn rules. 770 00:41:13,219 --> 00:41:16,302 No pets, no smoking, and no oral sex. 771 00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:21,576 - Oh, my God. - Listen, Walter. 772 00:41:21,577 --> 00:41:23,045 This is really important. 773 00:41:23,046 --> 00:41:25,580 Can't you please just make an exception? Please? 774 00:41:25,581 --> 00:41:28,164 - Oh, come on. You can help us. 775 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:32,206 I mean, do we look like we're gonna cause a problem? 776 00:41:32,207 --> 00:41:35,896 - Did my wife look like she was about to cause a problem? 777 00:41:35,897 --> 00:41:38,127 I'm sorry. - Look. 778 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:42,101 We're associates of Marshall Jackson, the owner. 779 00:41:42,102 --> 00:41:44,269 - And you would be? Sorry. 780 00:41:46,550 --> 00:41:48,561 - Yeah, all right. Look, old man. 781 00:41:48,562 --> 00:41:49,855 You tell me where our friends are. 782 00:41:49,856 --> 00:41:52,365 You better spill your guts or so help me. 783 00:41:52,366 --> 00:41:55,225 - Okay. Sorry. She hasn't taken her pills yet. 784 00:41:55,226 --> 00:41:57,164 - This isn't over yet. All right? 785 00:41:57,165 --> 00:41:59,205 Not even close. - Good evening. 786 00:41:59,206 --> 00:42:01,039 - [Lindsay] Wally boy. 787 00:42:03,092 --> 00:42:04,342 Right down now! 788 00:42:06,646 --> 00:42:10,229 - [Daniel] Okay. Okay. All right. 789 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:11,608 - That went well. 790 00:42:11,609 --> 00:42:14,227 - Just gimme five minutes with him and he'll talk. 791 00:42:14,228 --> 00:42:18,776 - Shh, shh. Okay. Listen. Either they're in 12 or 21. Okay? 792 00:42:18,777 --> 00:42:20,297 I just say we check both of them. 793 00:42:20,298 --> 00:42:22,516 - Okay. Well, I'll take Rambo and check 12. 794 00:42:22,517 --> 00:42:24,184 You go and check 21. 795 00:42:26,638 --> 00:42:27,638 - Fine. 796 00:42:29,703 --> 00:42:30,870 - AJ. Hey, AJ. 797 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:35,328 - Does this look orange enough to you? 798 00:42:35,329 --> 00:42:38,418 - Come on. I need you to focus. All right. 799 00:42:38,419 --> 00:42:40,192 Go check the girl. Make sure she's secure. 800 00:42:40,193 --> 00:42:43,764 The last thing we need is her getting loose. 801 00:42:43,765 --> 00:42:46,055 (wood creaking) 802 00:42:46,056 --> 00:42:47,575 - What was that? 803 00:42:47,576 --> 00:42:51,076 - What was what? - I heard a noise outside. 804 00:42:54,683 --> 00:42:57,921 - It's probably just a bear, wolf. 805 00:42:57,922 --> 00:42:59,031 They've got that stuff out here. 806 00:42:59,032 --> 00:43:01,300 - A bear? I got fruit roll-ups in the car. 807 00:43:01,301 --> 00:43:03,551 - Hey. What did I just say? 808 00:43:04,868 --> 00:43:05,951 Focus. Focus. 809 00:43:30,193 --> 00:43:33,193 (soft upbeat music) 810 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,052 (wood clanking) (window shatters) 811 00:43:44,053 --> 00:43:48,720 (Packer groans) - [Packer] Oh, not good. 812 00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:54,351 - It's glass. I thought only birds were that stupid. 813 00:43:56,328 --> 00:44:00,640 - Hi. Uh, terribly sorry. It seems I slipped. 814 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:04,134 - Who the hell are you? And this better be good. 815 00:44:04,135 --> 00:44:06,054 - Punk ass thief, that's what, 816 00:44:06,055 --> 00:44:09,631 or maybe you're peeping Tom. - No, no, no. 817 00:44:09,632 --> 00:44:11,588 I'm, I'm neither. I assure you. 818 00:44:11,589 --> 00:44:12,910 I was just looking for my friends 819 00:44:12,911 --> 00:44:15,850 and I didn't know which cabin they were in. 820 00:44:15,851 --> 00:44:17,529 I mean, I'll pay for the window. 821 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:20,043 - Call the cops, Earl. - No, no, no. Wait, wait. 822 00:44:20,044 --> 00:44:23,264 Okay. Seems to have been some kind of misunderstanding. 823 00:44:23,265 --> 00:44:27,098 It's, it's okay. It's good. Good as new. Whoo. 824 00:44:28,008 --> 00:44:30,128 Can't we just sort this out between ourselves? 825 00:44:30,129 --> 00:44:33,212 - Ah, let the cops handle him. - Wait. 826 00:44:34,910 --> 00:44:37,327 We really could use a fourth. 827 00:44:39,173 --> 00:44:41,090 - A fourth. - [Jake] Mm. 828 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:43,933 - A fourth what? 829 00:44:50,477 --> 00:44:53,138 - Okay, they're not in 21, 830 00:44:53,139 --> 00:44:55,288 unless they turned into an elderly Chinese woman. 831 00:44:55,289 --> 00:44:57,896 - Hmm. Not in 12 either. 832 00:44:57,897 --> 00:45:01,147 Oh, and there's been a new development. 833 00:45:02,577 --> 00:45:03,994 - Where's Packer? 834 00:45:04,977 --> 00:45:08,638 - Okay, lemme just make sure that I understand. 835 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:13,046 Best of five. Myself and Maggie against the two of you. 836 00:45:13,047 --> 00:45:14,594 - You got it. - Okay. 837 00:45:14,595 --> 00:45:15,906 - The losers have to run naked 838 00:45:15,907 --> 00:45:18,830 up to the main lodge and back. 839 00:45:18,831 --> 00:45:20,081 - That's funny. 840 00:45:24,952 --> 00:45:27,138 What, you're joking, right? 841 00:45:27,139 --> 00:45:29,515 (Jake laughs) 842 00:45:29,516 --> 00:45:33,399 No. Okay. Look, how long is this gonna take? 843 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,627 Because I really am in the middle of an emergency right now. 844 00:45:35,628 --> 00:45:36,461 My friends- 845 00:45:36,462 --> 00:45:39,158 - It'll take as long as it takes. 846 00:45:39,159 --> 00:45:41,847 Do we look like people who give shit a about time? 847 00:45:41,848 --> 00:45:44,429 (friends laughing) - Stop it, Jake. 848 00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,689 You just score me some triple words, honey. 849 00:45:46,690 --> 00:45:48,273 We'll be just fine. 850 00:45:49,418 --> 00:45:52,585 - So, Amy, are you from LA originally? 851 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:56,792 - No. Chicago. 852 00:45:57,993 --> 00:45:59,743 - Oh, the windy city. 853 00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:02,145 You know, um, 854 00:46:02,146 --> 00:46:05,478 Boston is actually windier, technically. 855 00:46:07,561 --> 00:46:11,138 - I didn't know that, Troy. - Yeah. 856 00:46:11,139 --> 00:46:14,739 Well, you know, when we, when we get outta this, if, 857 00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:17,179 if we get out of this, uh, 858 00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:20,847 we'll always have a special bond between us. 859 00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:24,867 - Are you hitting on me? 860 00:46:24,868 --> 00:46:26,701 - Am I hitting on you? 861 00:46:28,637 --> 00:46:31,738 - I just wanna go home. Got it? 862 00:46:31,739 --> 00:46:33,102 If you're horny, 863 00:46:33,103 --> 00:46:35,513 get me out of here and I'll have sex with you. 864 00:46:35,514 --> 00:46:38,590 - Why does it always have to be about sex? 865 00:46:38,591 --> 00:46:39,988 Like that's all I want. 866 00:46:39,989 --> 00:46:42,322 Like I'm some sorta man hoe. 867 00:46:43,992 --> 00:46:46,022 I just wanted to get to know you a little. 868 00:46:46,023 --> 00:46:50,606 You seemed like a nice person, but I guess I was wrong. 869 00:46:54,782 --> 00:46:56,282 - I'm sorry. Okay? 870 00:46:58,135 --> 00:47:02,525 Look, just get me out of this and we'll go out for coffee. 871 00:47:02,526 --> 00:47:03,526 How's that? 872 00:47:09,850 --> 00:47:11,183 - Hey. Hey. Hey. 873 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,673 - What? 874 00:47:18,674 --> 00:47:22,256 - Uh, bathroom. I need to use the bathroom. 875 00:47:26,695 --> 00:47:31,695 It worked, man. She likes me. It's time to do the escape. 876 00:47:31,947 --> 00:47:33,403 - You gotta take a leak or not? 877 00:47:33,404 --> 00:47:34,748 - No, no, no, no. Forget that. 878 00:47:34,749 --> 00:47:36,184 No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 879 00:47:36,185 --> 00:47:38,179 Here's what I'm thinking. Okay? 880 00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:39,820 We're gonna walk back in there. 881 00:47:39,821 --> 00:47:43,583 Then I'm gonna give you a karate chop whiza, 882 00:47:43,584 --> 00:47:47,252 and then I'm gonna sneak her out the window. 883 00:47:47,253 --> 00:47:49,901 No, no. You know what? You know what? You're right. 884 00:47:49,902 --> 00:47:52,453 You, you, we, we don't want it to look too staged. 885 00:47:52,454 --> 00:47:55,171 We should kinda figure it out. 886 00:47:55,172 --> 00:47:57,661 Maybe you should put up a decent fight. 887 00:47:57,662 --> 00:48:00,922 - Okay. ♪ Hey, you ♪ 888 00:48:00,923 --> 00:48:05,285 ♪ Do you know what you're in for ♪ 889 00:48:05,286 --> 00:48:07,220 ♪ You shook hands with the devil ♪ 890 00:48:07,221 --> 00:48:09,180 ♪ At the moment you laid eyes on ♪ 891 00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:12,601 (fist thuds) (Troy groans) 892 00:48:12,602 --> 00:48:14,685 - Is that what you meant? 893 00:48:19,225 --> 00:48:21,812 - Well, maybe you were just wrong about the number. 894 00:48:21,813 --> 00:48:24,386 - Maybe I was. Maybe they are in a different cabin. 895 00:48:24,387 --> 00:48:25,973 But we're not gonna know unless we look in the log book. 896 00:48:25,974 --> 00:48:27,597 - Yeah, but that bastard Walter's got it. 897 00:48:27,598 --> 00:48:30,393 - Exactly, which is why we have to sneak in 898 00:48:30,394 --> 00:48:33,339 and take a look real quiet like. 899 00:48:33,340 --> 00:48:36,968 - I can't do that. - What do you mean you can't? 900 00:48:36,969 --> 00:48:39,000 - I'm not cut out for burglary. 901 00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:40,488 I mean, what if we get caught? 902 00:48:40,489 --> 00:48:43,342 - Then we'll just add burglary to the kidnapping charges. 903 00:48:43,343 --> 00:48:45,071 (Lindsay yelling) 904 00:48:45,072 --> 00:48:48,561 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Let my hand go. 905 00:48:48,562 --> 00:48:50,395 Just stay here. - Good. 906 00:48:56,458 --> 00:48:59,041 (Daniel thuds) 907 00:49:01,629 --> 00:49:04,212 (wolf howling) 908 00:49:07,610 --> 00:49:11,182 (Lindsay groaning) 909 00:49:11,183 --> 00:49:12,433 - Good evening. 910 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,503 Hi. Lindsay, right? 911 00:49:18,778 --> 00:49:20,195 - Yeah. Hi again. 912 00:49:22,715 --> 00:49:24,996 What are you doing here? 913 00:49:24,997 --> 00:49:27,006 - We followed you here. - Ooh. 914 00:49:27,007 --> 00:49:28,297 - See, we had this strange feeling 915 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:30,407 maybe you and your pal 916 00:49:30,408 --> 00:49:32,198 weren't telling the whole truth earlier. 917 00:49:32,199 --> 00:49:33,758 - Yeah. (Lindsay laughs) 918 00:49:33,759 --> 00:49:35,987 - Why would you think that? 919 00:49:35,988 --> 00:49:38,287 - People seem to get nervous when they're hiding something? 920 00:49:38,288 --> 00:49:43,121 - I'm not nervous. I mean, I, I wasn't, I mean, I don't... 921 00:49:43,990 --> 00:49:45,573 So you followed us? 922 00:49:47,730 --> 00:49:50,241 - Was that Daniel I saw running in up there? 923 00:49:50,242 --> 00:49:54,742 - Yeah. He went into to, to get us, to get us a cabin. 924 00:49:55,728 --> 00:49:57,915 - Well, you know what? It's late. 925 00:49:57,916 --> 00:49:59,988 Maybe we should just get a cabin too. 926 00:49:59,989 --> 00:50:01,455 - No, no, no, no. 927 00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:03,777 I don't, I really don't think that's a good idea. 928 00:50:03,778 --> 00:50:05,976 I mean, I hear this place sucks. 929 00:50:05,977 --> 00:50:07,784 - Linds, bad news. 930 00:50:07,785 --> 00:50:09,724 - Yeah. Um, there's a problem. 931 00:50:09,725 --> 00:50:12,475 We can't, uh, get a cabin. Right? 932 00:50:15,558 --> 00:50:18,010 - There's no vacancy. Nothing available. It's a damn shame. 933 00:50:18,011 --> 00:50:19,991 - Oh, gosh. Wow. Better go home then. 934 00:50:19,992 --> 00:50:21,102 - Yeah, that's true. - Goodnight. 935 00:50:21,103 --> 00:50:22,291 - [Daniel] Goodnight. - Good seeing you though. 936 00:50:22,292 --> 00:50:23,785 - [Daniel] Thank you. - Safe drive. 937 00:50:23,786 --> 00:50:25,806 - [Daniel] All right, come on. - [Lindsay] Okay. Bye, honey. 938 00:50:25,807 --> 00:50:29,134 I mean, come on, honey. - Buckle up. 939 00:50:29,135 --> 00:50:33,324 - Oh, they followed us. We're totally screwed. 940 00:50:33,325 --> 00:50:35,411 Did you get a look at the log book? 941 00:50:35,412 --> 00:50:38,194 - Nope. Apparently Walter locks it up for the evening. 942 00:50:38,195 --> 00:50:40,064 We are going to jail. - Yeah, we really could. 943 00:50:40,065 --> 00:50:42,028 - Uh-huh, I don't have nearly enough vacation time 944 00:50:42,029 --> 00:50:42,889 to cover my sentence. 945 00:50:42,890 --> 00:50:46,497 - Okay. Stop making jokes. - Okay. Ow. Okay. 946 00:50:46,498 --> 00:50:50,404 - We are directly responsible for a kidnapping. 947 00:50:50,405 --> 00:50:53,103 - Okay. But it could be worse, you know. 948 00:50:53,104 --> 00:50:54,609 Coulda got caught on a weeknight. 949 00:50:54,610 --> 00:50:57,008 - Oh, what about Troy and that girl? 950 00:50:57,009 --> 00:51:01,426 - Hey, hey, hey, we'll think of something. Don't cry. 951 00:51:02,523 --> 00:51:04,313 - Okay. I'm not crying. 952 00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:08,731 - All right, listen, I'm gonna fix it. Okay? Somehow. 953 00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:12,874 - Danny. - Mm-hm? 954 00:51:14,284 --> 00:51:15,367 - I'm scared. 955 00:51:16,777 --> 00:51:20,527 - Wow, that's a first. - What are we gonna do? 956 00:51:22,529 --> 00:51:26,862 - Hey, there's the woman from the lodge. 12 o'clock. 957 00:51:31,217 --> 00:51:33,527 - Excuse me. Hi. Hi. 958 00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:34,619 - Hello. 959 00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:36,453 - Remember us? - Hello. 960 00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:39,306 I have to get back. Walter's in a mood. 961 00:51:39,307 --> 00:51:43,659 - Can you wait? Listen, we just wanna find our friends. 962 00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:46,358 - That's right. - Can you help us? 963 00:51:46,359 --> 00:51:49,611 - Well, I can tell you that your friends asked 964 00:51:49,612 --> 00:51:51,949 for a cabin change when they checked in. 965 00:51:51,950 --> 00:51:54,052 Wouldn't say why. - Okay, so they are here then. 966 00:51:54,053 --> 00:51:56,042 - Yeah. Which cabin? - Yeah. 967 00:51:56,043 --> 00:51:57,473 - Come on. 968 00:51:57,474 --> 00:51:58,623 - Why should I tell you that? 969 00:51:58,624 --> 00:51:59,659 - [Daniel] Well, because, uh... 970 00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:03,728 - Um, I know. I'll help you beat the crap outta Walter. 971 00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:05,479 - Tempting but sorry. 972 00:52:06,686 --> 00:52:09,277 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Okay. Okay. 973 00:52:09,278 --> 00:52:13,195 I will tell you how Walter can give you better, 974 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:16,173 you know, oral pleasure. 975 00:52:19,357 --> 00:52:20,357 - Deal. 976 00:52:21,598 --> 00:52:22,931 - My face hurts. 977 00:52:23,832 --> 00:52:24,832 - Uh-huh. 978 00:52:25,803 --> 00:52:27,386 - Does it look bad? 979 00:52:29,447 --> 00:52:31,042 - You should see the other guy. 980 00:52:31,043 --> 00:52:33,531 He's got this wicked face print on his knuckles. 981 00:52:33,532 --> 00:52:37,291 You just know he's sorry. - Okay. Okay. You know what? 982 00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:39,618 I'm just not, I'm not liking you all that much. 983 00:52:39,619 --> 00:52:42,539 - Damn. And I so wanted a boyfriend out of all this. 984 00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:43,641 - That is the last time 985 00:52:43,642 --> 00:52:45,639 that I take a punch in the face for you. 986 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,807 - Good. - Good. 987 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:57,080 - You were trying to help. 988 00:52:57,081 --> 00:52:58,065 - Woulda had you outta here already 989 00:52:58,066 --> 00:53:02,139 if these idiots would just do it right. 990 00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:03,393 (whimsical music) 991 00:53:03,394 --> 00:53:06,072 - What do you mean, do it right? 992 00:53:06,073 --> 00:53:07,363 - Nothing. 993 00:53:07,364 --> 00:53:09,781 - You meant something. - No, no. I meant nothing. 994 00:53:09,782 --> 00:53:14,495 I, I, I cannot be expected to make sense all of the time. 995 00:53:14,496 --> 00:53:17,780 I'm, I'm, I'm gonna try the window. 996 00:53:17,781 --> 00:53:20,448 (Troy groaning) 997 00:53:25,149 --> 00:53:26,326 - [AJ] Hey. - Ow. 998 00:53:26,327 --> 00:53:30,994 - What's all the racket? (Troy groaning) 999 00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:34,982 What the hell's going on in here? 1000 00:53:34,983 --> 00:53:38,042 - We, uh, we saw a tree horned owl on the ledge 1001 00:53:38,043 --> 00:53:40,460 and it banged into the glass. 1002 00:53:42,738 --> 00:53:47,405 - Uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, she really likes tree horned owls. 1003 00:53:48,674 --> 00:53:51,757 Of course, who doesn't? - [Amy] Mm-hm. 1004 00:53:54,182 --> 00:53:55,987 - No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1005 00:53:55,988 --> 00:54:00,847 You know, we should talk. It's, it's been long enough. 1006 00:54:00,848 --> 00:54:01,848 - So talk. 1007 00:54:02,603 --> 00:54:03,880 - Let us go. 1008 00:54:03,881 --> 00:54:04,881 - Or what? 1009 00:54:06,064 --> 00:54:10,147 - Or I'm gonna shove this chair up your ass, pal. 1010 00:54:13,307 --> 00:54:14,390 - One second. 1011 00:54:15,577 --> 00:54:17,744 - I think it's gonna work. 1012 00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:21,583 - [AJ] I'll tell you what. 1013 00:54:25,122 --> 00:54:28,001 - Hey. What are, what are you doing? 1014 00:54:28,002 --> 00:54:30,236 (AJ mumbling) 1015 00:54:30,237 --> 00:54:31,404 Hey, hey, hey. 1016 00:54:34,103 --> 00:54:35,965 - It looks... 1017 00:54:35,966 --> 00:54:40,299 - What is wrong with you? This is not part of the... 1018 00:54:44,288 --> 00:54:45,288 Nevermind. 1019 00:54:54,597 --> 00:54:58,430 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. This is not funny. 1020 00:54:59,381 --> 00:55:00,381 Shut up. 1021 00:55:03,295 --> 00:55:04,409 - [Lindsay] There's their car. - [Daniel] Okay. 1022 00:55:04,410 --> 00:55:05,570 - So what if we just slash their tires 1023 00:55:05,571 --> 00:55:07,053 so they can't get away? 1024 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:10,334 - I don't think so. I think they'd hear something. 1025 00:55:10,335 --> 00:55:11,867 - [Lindsay] I wonder who's that. 1026 00:55:11,868 --> 00:55:14,575 - I dunno. Maybe they're switching cars. 1027 00:55:14,576 --> 00:55:16,293 - Hey, maybe it's their boss. 1028 00:55:16,294 --> 00:55:19,368 What if they're part of a ring? 1029 00:55:19,369 --> 00:55:21,221 (suspenseful music) 1030 00:55:21,222 --> 00:55:25,022 - Oh, shit. It's Jackson. - Oh, my God. 1031 00:55:25,023 --> 00:55:27,410 - This is definitely bad. What the hell is he doing here? 1032 00:55:27,411 --> 00:55:29,849 - I don't know. He's a micromanaging workaholic, you idiot. 1033 00:55:29,850 --> 00:55:31,769 - Okay, okay. Just relax. 1034 00:55:31,770 --> 00:55:35,483 Maybe they won't open the door and he'll just go away. 1035 00:55:35,484 --> 00:55:36,942 - Yeah? 1036 00:55:36,943 --> 00:55:40,776 - Move outta the way, son. It's cold out here. 1037 00:55:41,705 --> 00:55:42,696 You two weren't at the meeting. 1038 00:55:42,697 --> 00:55:44,805 You part of the creative team? 1039 00:55:44,806 --> 00:55:48,163 - Uh, right. Yeah. Creative team. 1040 00:55:48,164 --> 00:55:49,701 - All right, well, then where's my producer? 1041 00:55:49,702 --> 00:55:51,021 Where's Lindsay? 1042 00:55:51,022 --> 00:55:53,189 - Uh, she's, uh, not here. 1043 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:58,351 - Damn. Damn. I had this idea for the spot. 1044 00:56:03,567 --> 00:56:07,096 I'll run it by you too. Check this out. 1045 00:56:07,097 --> 00:56:09,764 The whole thing is a big montage 1046 00:56:11,258 --> 00:56:14,297 of couples doing different things. 1047 00:56:14,298 --> 00:56:15,798 What do you think? 1048 00:56:16,769 --> 00:56:18,455 - I like it. 1049 00:56:18,456 --> 00:56:21,503 - All right, good. Elaborate. 1050 00:56:21,504 --> 00:56:23,004 - I like it a lot. 1051 00:56:24,885 --> 00:56:28,813 - Oh, brilliant. Just brilliant. Sharp insight. 1052 00:56:28,814 --> 00:56:30,931 I will assume now that the two of you exist 1053 00:56:30,932 --> 00:56:32,641 solely to move equipment around. 1054 00:56:32,642 --> 00:56:34,643 Where are my writers? Roenick and Riley. 1055 00:56:34,644 --> 00:56:36,542 - Yeah, well, they're not here. 1056 00:56:36,543 --> 00:56:38,328 They went out. We're the only ones here. 1057 00:56:38,329 --> 00:56:40,746 - [Troy] I gotta take a leak. 1058 00:56:42,734 --> 00:56:44,079 - Riley, what the hell is this? 1059 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,247 - Uh, Jackson. 1060 00:56:47,119 --> 00:56:49,469 I shoulda known you were behind this. 1061 00:56:49,470 --> 00:56:52,764 You and your goons. Well, you'll never get away with it. 1062 00:56:52,765 --> 00:56:56,995 I will never tell the location of the hidden rebel base. 1063 00:56:56,996 --> 00:56:58,246 I'll die first. 1064 00:56:59,563 --> 00:57:02,448 Now let the girl go. She knows nothing. 1065 00:57:02,449 --> 00:57:05,399 (dramatic music) 1066 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,961 - What's going on here? 1067 00:57:07,962 --> 00:57:10,712 (Jackson groans) 1068 00:57:12,767 --> 00:57:13,600 - [Jackson] What's your problem? 1069 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,433 - [Hack] Why did you do do anything? 1070 00:57:14,434 --> 00:57:15,950 - [AJ] Why does anybody do anything? I don't know. 1071 00:57:15,951 --> 00:57:17,272 - [Jackson] Get outta my way. 1072 00:57:17,273 --> 00:57:21,190 - [Hack] Go get him. No, wait. Let, let him go. 1073 00:57:22,282 --> 00:57:25,339 - That wasn't supposed to happen. Who was that guy? 1074 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:28,028 - It doesn't matter. We stick to the plan. 1075 00:57:28,029 --> 00:57:29,112 - The last time you said that 1076 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:30,841 you ended up locked in a trunk of a Buick 1077 00:57:30,842 --> 00:57:33,335 with a transvestite. 1078 00:57:33,336 --> 00:57:35,857 - Can we go, like, one day without bringing that up? 1079 00:57:35,858 --> 00:57:36,691 - [Daniel] Wait, wait, wait. 1080 00:57:36,691 --> 00:57:37,683 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1081 00:57:37,683 --> 00:57:38,516 - [Lindsay] Mr. Jackson. 1082 00:57:38,517 --> 00:57:39,755 - [Jackson] Get away from me. - Whatever happened- 1083 00:57:39,756 --> 00:57:40,640 - I'll call the police. 1084 00:57:40,641 --> 00:57:41,777 - Okay. It's not what you think. 1085 00:57:41,778 --> 00:57:42,961 It's not what it looks like. Okay? 1086 00:57:42,962 --> 00:57:44,032 Please don't fire us. 1087 00:57:44,033 --> 00:57:47,783 - It's not how it looks? Fired. Fired. Fired! 1088 00:57:48,839 --> 00:57:50,216 You get outta my way. 1089 00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:53,995 - I assure you everything's gonna be fine. 1090 00:57:53,996 --> 00:57:55,746 - Fired. - Please, no. 1091 00:57:56,660 --> 00:57:59,910 Please don't. What about your business? 1092 00:58:00,835 --> 00:58:02,575 We did award-winning campaign 1093 00:58:02,576 --> 00:58:06,243 for Pepsi and (indistinct). 1094 00:58:11,889 --> 00:58:14,664 - Okay. I think you were right. 1095 00:58:14,665 --> 00:58:17,649 Maybe the cabin was a bad idea. 1096 00:58:17,650 --> 00:58:22,483 - Okay. Okay. I'm a secret agent. I can't hide it anymore. 1097 00:58:23,563 --> 00:58:27,730 I didn't tell you earlier for your own protection. 1098 00:58:28,799 --> 00:58:31,836 Okay, come on. Stop looking at me like that. 1099 00:58:31,837 --> 00:58:34,837 - I can't believe my career is over. 1100 00:58:35,861 --> 00:58:38,031 - Okay. And I'm sorry about that. I really am. 1101 00:58:38,032 --> 00:58:41,379 But we have to help Troy now. We have to help Troy. 1102 00:58:41,380 --> 00:58:42,380 - Right. Oh. 1103 00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:45,478 - I have to think of something. Wait. 1104 00:58:45,479 --> 00:58:49,137 They haven't seen you yet. They have not seen you yet. 1105 00:58:49,138 --> 00:58:49,971 - Your point? 1106 00:58:49,972 --> 00:58:51,649 - Well, you could create a diversion. 1107 00:58:51,650 --> 00:58:54,168 I could sneak in the back window or something. 1108 00:58:54,169 --> 00:58:58,827 - What, what do you want me to do, huh? I'm a mess. Okay? 1109 00:58:58,828 --> 00:59:02,864 And, and I'm just a little bit scared, Danny. 1110 00:59:02,865 --> 00:59:05,232 - Okay. Okay. I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 1111 00:59:05,233 --> 00:59:08,150 I'm thinking, I'm thinking. You could be a hooker. 1112 00:59:08,151 --> 00:59:09,003 A hooker. - No. 1113 00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:11,617 - Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Shh, shh, shh, shh. 1114 00:59:11,618 --> 00:59:13,355 You could be a Jehovah Witness. 1115 00:59:13,356 --> 00:59:15,365 - I can't do that. 1116 00:59:15,366 --> 00:59:17,192 - [Daniel] Linds, what's wrong? 1117 00:59:17,193 --> 00:59:18,776 - Oh, what's wrong? 1118 00:59:20,897 --> 00:59:25,555 What isn't wrong? My entire world is falling apart. 1119 00:59:25,556 --> 00:59:29,723 And now you want me just seduce a pair of ex-cons. 1120 00:59:30,887 --> 00:59:35,017 I'm sorry, but I guess I'm just having kind of a rough day. 1121 00:59:35,018 --> 00:59:38,315 You know? I mean, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get fired. 1122 00:59:38,316 --> 00:59:40,626 I'm gonna go to jail. 1123 00:59:40,627 --> 00:59:45,587 And now, now it's time for me to get raped and killed? 1124 00:59:45,588 --> 00:59:50,005 I can't do it. I just can't. (cries) 1125 00:59:51,143 --> 00:59:53,226 - All right, Linds. Look. 1126 00:59:54,559 --> 00:59:55,860 I'm gonna tell you how I really feel. 1127 00:59:55,861 --> 00:59:57,076 And I shoulda told you a long time- 1128 00:59:57,077 --> 00:59:58,327 - Ah, screw it. 1129 00:59:59,826 --> 01:00:02,909 I'm not a weak person. I can do this. 1130 01:00:03,828 --> 01:00:06,828 You want a distraction, you got one. 1131 01:00:10,053 --> 01:00:13,720 (upbeat music) - Go get 'em. 1132 01:00:22,944 --> 01:00:25,499 - You know, we can't keep those two forever. 1133 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:28,454 It's too much work. Barely take care of my cat. 1134 01:00:28,455 --> 01:00:31,575 (Lindsay knocking) 1135 01:00:31,576 --> 01:00:33,812 Maybe this is it. 1136 01:00:33,813 --> 01:00:35,730 - Go put their gags in. 1137 01:00:36,913 --> 01:00:39,246 - [Lindsay] Anyone home? Hi. 1138 01:00:47,736 --> 01:00:49,878 - You wouldn't happen to be Lindsay by any chance. 1139 01:00:49,879 --> 01:00:50,962 - Uh, uh, no. 1140 01:00:54,187 --> 01:00:58,813 I'm Alice. I'm, uh, I'm staying in the next cabin over. 1141 01:00:58,814 --> 01:01:02,919 And I just got bored and I went for a walk 1142 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,650 and saw your lights on. 1143 01:01:04,651 --> 01:01:07,401 And, and I, I thought maybe, huh? 1144 01:01:09,127 --> 01:01:10,306 - Maybe what? 1145 01:01:10,307 --> 01:01:12,974 - Maybe, uh, you wanted to play. 1146 01:01:16,655 --> 01:01:20,108 - Hey, look, little girl. We're busy. Maybe another time. 1147 01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:23,526 - Oh, oh, I get it. Mm, now I see. Mm-hm. 1148 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,856 I guess I'm not really your type at all then, am I? 1149 01:01:26,857 --> 01:01:29,024 - Hey, I'm all bush, baby. 1150 01:01:30,117 --> 01:01:32,342 - But two big boys like you alone in the woods. 1151 01:01:32,343 --> 01:01:34,945 I don't know. Just seems kinda... 1152 01:01:34,946 --> 01:01:37,513 - Well, maybe we just enjoy each other's company. 1153 01:01:37,514 --> 01:01:41,764 - Well, I think you could use a woman's touch. Huh? 1154 01:01:46,955 --> 01:01:47,955 Come on. 1155 01:01:54,415 --> 01:01:55,915 - [Daniel] Dammit. 1156 01:01:59,173 --> 01:02:02,090 Okay. (tense music) 1157 01:02:10,884 --> 01:02:13,467 (Daniel thuds) 1158 01:02:16,841 --> 01:02:20,341 Where's, where's Packer when you need him? 1159 01:02:22,717 --> 01:02:23,717 - Ah. Ah. 1160 01:02:27,893 --> 01:02:29,287 - Crumbly? 1161 01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:31,453 - Yes. 21. Yeah. 1162 01:02:31,454 --> 01:02:33,853 - That's not a word. - It is a word. 1163 01:02:33,854 --> 01:02:38,589 - Okay, use it in a sentence. - The cookie was crumbly. 1164 01:02:38,590 --> 01:02:40,468 - That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't count. 1165 01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:41,924 - It's a word. 1166 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,036 - Okay, you've got a dictionary? 1167 01:02:43,037 --> 01:02:46,379 - Let him have it. He's gotten away with worse. 1168 01:02:46,380 --> 01:02:48,185 - This is ridiculous. 1169 01:02:48,186 --> 01:02:52,218 ♪ Crazy girls are good in bed ♪ - Thanks. 1170 01:02:52,219 --> 01:02:53,700 ♪ God help us ♪ 1171 01:02:53,701 --> 01:02:57,034 - So, Alice, your husband's a wimp, huh? 1172 01:02:58,118 --> 01:03:01,778 - Not really. (nut cracks) 1173 01:03:01,779 --> 01:03:04,279 He just, uh, has a small dick. 1174 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:07,925 - I think that's enough chitchat. Let's get it on. 1175 01:03:07,926 --> 01:03:12,759 - No. Whoa. Wait a minute, ram jet. Let me finish my beer. 1176 01:03:15,186 --> 01:03:18,603 Whoa, you boys are into some kinky stuff, 1177 01:03:19,602 --> 01:03:21,519 but I really like that. 1178 01:03:23,343 --> 01:03:26,142 - Lindsay, I want this thing to end. 1179 01:03:26,143 --> 01:03:29,952 - Lindsay? So you are Lindsay. Perfect. 1180 01:03:29,953 --> 01:03:33,037 - Troy, you really are kidnapped. 1181 01:03:33,038 --> 01:03:36,588 We hired ex-cons by mistake. - Right. 1182 01:03:36,589 --> 01:03:39,378 - Troy, I'm not kidding. It's not a game. 1183 01:03:39,379 --> 01:03:40,212 - Yeah, you got that right. 1184 01:03:40,213 --> 01:03:42,060 Go get the other way. Come on, let's get outta here. 1185 01:03:42,061 --> 01:03:44,859 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1186 01:03:44,860 --> 01:03:49,860 What are you talking about? (suspenseful music) 1187 01:04:01,573 --> 01:04:04,073 (music slows) 1188 01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:08,283 (engine starting) 1189 01:04:08,284 --> 01:04:10,867 (upbeat music) 1190 01:04:16,564 --> 01:04:18,704 - Wait, wait, Linds. Linds. 1191 01:04:18,705 --> 01:04:21,288 (Daniel yells) 1192 01:04:26,594 --> 01:04:28,761 Linds, what are you doing? 1193 01:04:32,170 --> 01:04:34,345 - [AJ] Now what? - [Hack] Thinking. 1194 01:04:34,346 --> 01:04:35,442 - [Lindsay] Don't strain yourself. 1195 01:04:35,443 --> 01:04:38,088 - Shut up. Let's head back to LA. 1196 01:04:38,089 --> 01:04:40,390 - So you never figured out it was for real? 1197 01:04:40,391 --> 01:04:43,822 - No, Lindsay, you don't understand. It was all the setup. 1198 01:04:43,823 --> 01:04:46,422 - You wanna run that part by me again, Troy? 1199 01:04:46,423 --> 01:04:47,529 - Not really. No. 1200 01:04:47,530 --> 01:04:49,439 - They hired us to kidnap you 1201 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:52,145 so he could get to know you better. 1202 01:04:52,146 --> 01:04:53,229 - What? Troy? 1203 01:04:54,365 --> 01:04:57,253 - Yeah, but then these jerks got greedy. 1204 01:04:57,254 --> 01:04:59,589 - I don't believe this. - [Troy] Oh, Amy, look. 1205 01:04:59,590 --> 01:05:01,587 - Shut up. Don't talk to me. 1206 01:05:01,588 --> 01:05:05,205 - I'd be pretty pissed too if I were you. 1207 01:05:05,206 --> 01:05:09,373 Jesus streakers. (people laughing) 1208 01:05:11,161 --> 01:05:12,161 - Packer. 1209 01:05:13,448 --> 01:05:15,423 - Linds, what are you doing? 1210 01:05:15,424 --> 01:05:18,293 - Why are you naked? (tires screech) 1211 01:05:18,294 --> 01:05:19,461 - We're stuck. 1212 01:05:21,074 --> 01:05:23,420 - Hey, naked boy. - What? 1213 01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:26,352 - Give us a push, now. - Oh, God help me. 1214 01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:28,936 (upbeat music) 1215 01:05:34,525 --> 01:05:35,898 - Put your back into it. 1216 01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:38,816 - [Packer] It's not going anywhere. 1217 01:05:41,008 --> 01:05:45,091 - [Lindsay] Packer, they're taking us back to LA. 1218 01:05:46,538 --> 01:05:49,075 - [Packer] In England, I had normal friends. 1219 01:05:49,076 --> 01:05:51,424 - Walter, first, I get punched in the face 1220 01:05:51,425 --> 01:05:53,504 by some nut from my own ad agency. 1221 01:05:53,505 --> 01:05:54,736 Then my engine dies 1222 01:05:54,737 --> 01:05:57,846 and I cannot get outta this backwater butt park. 1223 01:05:57,847 --> 01:06:02,022 And then I'm standing here waiting for some AAA guy 1224 01:06:02,023 --> 01:06:04,992 who you said was gonna be here 1225 01:06:04,993 --> 01:06:08,022 18 minutes ago when this lovely lady named... 1226 01:06:08,023 --> 01:06:08,856 - Maggie. 1227 01:06:08,857 --> 01:06:13,600 - Maggie came stumbling outta the woods stark naked. Yes. 1228 01:06:13,601 --> 01:06:15,110 And now I'm standing here 1229 01:06:15,111 --> 01:06:18,686 waiting to greet some damn mechanic in my underwear 1230 01:06:18,687 --> 01:06:22,890 because this evening isn't uncomfortable enough yet. 1231 01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:26,343 What? (objects rattling) 1232 01:06:26,344 --> 01:06:28,177 He's here. About time. 1233 01:06:29,532 --> 01:06:31,901 The engine just died on me, so I have a- 1234 01:06:31,902 --> 01:06:34,569 (bear growling) 1235 01:06:49,129 --> 01:06:52,212 Shh. There's a bear in my carburetor. 1236 01:06:55,163 --> 01:06:58,746 - Is that what the kids call it these days? 1237 01:07:01,497 --> 01:07:04,414 Did that bear just fix your engine? 1238 01:07:09,646 --> 01:07:10,646 - No. 1239 01:07:14,305 --> 01:07:17,978 Thanks for nothing, Yogi. (bear growls) 1240 01:07:17,979 --> 01:07:20,729 (Maggie screams) 1241 01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:28,458 - The old ones took my clothes. They made me run. 1242 01:07:29,426 --> 01:07:33,364 - Pack, I'm really not in the mood right now. Okay? 1243 01:07:33,365 --> 01:07:35,093 - Terrific. 1244 01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:38,544 So lemme just ask you this. Why did you have to involve me? 1245 01:07:38,545 --> 01:07:40,875 I was supposed to have dinner and sex with Jamie tonight. 1246 01:07:40,876 --> 01:07:42,687 Not that this wasn't just as good. 1247 01:07:42,688 --> 01:07:44,477 - I didn't involve you, Pack. 1248 01:07:44,478 --> 01:07:46,608 - You were the one who dragged my ass out here. 1249 01:07:46,609 --> 01:07:49,556 - Lindsay did. Okay? She wanted your help. 1250 01:07:49,557 --> 01:07:50,601 This wasn't supposed to happen. 1251 01:07:50,602 --> 01:07:55,001 You were not supposed to be part of the plan. All right? 1252 01:07:55,002 --> 01:07:56,451 - What'd you mean? 1253 01:07:56,452 --> 01:07:59,060 - Danny set up the whole thing. 1254 01:07:59,061 --> 01:08:01,198 - No, you still don't get it. 1255 01:08:01,199 --> 01:08:06,199 - Linds, you don't get it. The phone call. The ransom. 1256 01:08:06,356 --> 01:08:11,356 You and Danny coming up to rescue us. He planned it all. 1257 01:08:11,457 --> 01:08:15,750 - What? No, he couldn't have. The police came. 1258 01:08:15,751 --> 01:08:17,569 - The detectives, they were actors. 1259 01:08:17,570 --> 01:08:18,672 I think that one of 'em was actually 1260 01:08:18,673 --> 01:08:20,199 the delivery guy or something. 1261 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,782 - Why would he do this? 1262 01:08:21,783 --> 01:08:23,744 - You really don't know why? - Uh-uh. 1263 01:08:23,745 --> 01:08:28,745 - He wanted a chance at extreme circumstances with you. 1264 01:08:28,794 --> 01:08:30,184 He thought that maybe it would push you guys 1265 01:08:30,185 --> 01:08:32,795 past the friends barrier. 1266 01:08:32,796 --> 01:08:34,463 He's nuts about you. 1267 01:08:38,430 --> 01:08:39,878 You're mad, aren't you? 1268 01:08:39,879 --> 01:08:42,879 (Lindsay screaming) 1269 01:08:44,926 --> 01:08:48,325 - Piece of shit. I'm gonna kill him. 1270 01:08:48,326 --> 01:08:51,485 I'll pluck his eyelashes out with a tweezer. 1271 01:08:51,486 --> 01:08:53,525 - You people are fucked. 1272 01:08:53,526 --> 01:08:57,090 - No. You two should be flattered. 1273 01:08:57,091 --> 01:09:00,112 Look at the lengths we would go to for you. 1274 01:09:00,113 --> 01:09:01,863 It's impressive, hey. 1275 01:09:03,319 --> 01:09:06,130 - Hey. Wait, wait a minute. 1276 01:09:06,131 --> 01:09:08,381 No, if this is all planned, 1277 01:09:09,525 --> 01:09:13,108 why did you just screw it up by telling me? 1278 01:09:15,322 --> 01:09:18,739 - Well, uh, see, that's the thing is that 1279 01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:22,248 it, it was all planned. 1280 01:09:22,249 --> 01:09:25,625 They were supposed to let me escape anytime I wanted to. 1281 01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:28,110 - What are you saying? 1282 01:09:28,111 --> 01:09:30,694 - We might be really kidnapped. 1283 01:09:34,141 --> 01:09:38,058 - [Packer] All right. (groans) 1284 01:09:41,344 --> 01:09:44,618 (answering machine beeps) 1285 01:09:44,619 --> 01:09:46,418 - [Daniel's Mom] Hi, honey. Mom again. 1286 01:09:46,419 --> 01:09:49,616 Listen, I found your old porn collection under the bed. 1287 01:09:49,617 --> 01:09:53,250 And do you want "Ashley's Dirty Little Secret" 1288 01:09:53,251 --> 01:09:54,999 or can I throw that out? 1289 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,674 Love you, muffin. Kisses. 1290 01:09:57,675 --> 01:09:58,675 - Mom. 1291 01:10:00,667 --> 01:10:03,498 - [Hack] Lemme be clear here. This is real now. 1292 01:10:03,499 --> 01:10:06,823 50 grand or you'll never see these three again. Got it? 1293 01:10:06,824 --> 01:10:08,187 Page us when you have the money. 1294 01:10:08,188 --> 01:10:10,436 - [AJ] Hey, Hack. You seen the cat, man? 1295 01:10:10,437 --> 01:10:12,414 - What have I done? 1296 01:10:12,415 --> 01:10:13,564 - You know, we're gonna have to get 'em outta there 1297 01:10:13,565 --> 01:10:14,875 for real. 1298 01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:19,227 - How are we gonna find 'em? They could be anywhere. 1299 01:10:19,228 --> 01:10:20,495 (machine rewinding) 1300 01:10:20,496 --> 01:10:22,560 - [Hack] 50 grand or you'll never see these three again. 1301 01:10:22,561 --> 01:10:24,710 Got it? Page us when you have the money. 1302 01:10:24,711 --> 01:10:26,595 - [AJ] Hey, Hack. You seen the cat, man? 1303 01:10:26,596 --> 01:10:28,024 - There. Right there in the background. 1304 01:10:28,025 --> 01:10:29,636 - Sounds like AJ. Something about a cat. 1305 01:10:29,637 --> 01:10:32,549 - Yeah. He said, "Have you seen the cat?" 1306 01:10:32,550 --> 01:10:34,633 - AJ's got a cat. - Bingo. 1307 01:10:35,492 --> 01:10:37,346 - They went home. 1308 01:10:37,347 --> 01:10:39,462 These have got to be the two stupidest criminals 1309 01:10:39,463 --> 01:10:40,464 on the planet. 1310 01:10:40,465 --> 01:10:43,798 - Yet their plan was smarter than yours. 1311 01:10:45,457 --> 01:10:48,675 - You know what, someday we're gonna laugh about this. 1312 01:10:48,676 --> 01:10:50,592 - [Both] Shut up. 1313 01:10:50,593 --> 01:10:53,093 - The hell's going on in here? 1314 01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:59,514 I have neighbors. Would I act like this in your house? 1315 01:10:59,515 --> 01:11:01,265 - This is your house? 1316 01:11:02,806 --> 01:11:06,475 So you're the big Barry Manilow fan. 1317 01:11:06,476 --> 01:11:08,746 - Yeah. I like the manster. 1318 01:11:08,747 --> 01:11:11,424 You can either accept it or be destroyed by it. 1319 01:11:11,425 --> 01:11:15,008 - Look, uh, despite that latest revelation, 1320 01:11:16,387 --> 01:11:19,707 you seem like the sensible one here. 1321 01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:22,302 Would you please just let us go? 1322 01:11:22,303 --> 01:11:23,617 - I can't do that. 1323 01:11:23,618 --> 01:11:28,209 - Let me rephrase that. Would you please just let me go? 1324 01:11:28,210 --> 01:11:30,609 I had nothing to do with this. 1325 01:11:30,610 --> 01:11:31,610 - Sorry. 1326 01:11:32,845 --> 01:11:36,595 - Hey, um, I'm, I'm kind of allergic to cats. 1327 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:41,494 - Look, Danny can't get the money. He can't. 1328 01:11:42,356 --> 01:11:47,121 Let us go and we'll just say it was a big misunderstanding. 1329 01:11:47,122 --> 01:11:48,289 Right? - Right. 1330 01:11:50,317 --> 01:11:53,317 - [Hack] AJ. AJ, hey. Where are you? 1331 01:11:54,656 --> 01:11:57,354 - Yeah, I'm coming. - Oh. 1332 01:11:57,355 --> 01:11:58,772 - Wait, your cat. 1333 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,970 - That must be torture for you. 1334 01:12:03,971 --> 01:12:05,221 - It is. - Good. 1335 01:12:09,807 --> 01:12:11,118 - [Officer On TV] Freeze. I said stop. 1336 01:12:11,119 --> 01:12:12,501 I have a gun. I will shoot you. 1337 01:12:12,502 --> 01:12:14,042 - [Criminal] Shoot, you pig. 1338 01:12:14,043 --> 01:12:16,244 (people yelling) 1339 01:12:16,245 --> 01:12:18,651 (springs jingling) 1340 01:12:18,652 --> 01:12:22,091 - Can you stop making that noise? 1341 01:12:22,092 --> 01:12:23,767 - What do you have against slinky? 1342 01:12:23,768 --> 01:12:25,586 - Nothing. I'm trying to watch this video. 1343 01:12:25,587 --> 01:12:28,214 I heard us the one where they caught Johnny C, uh, 1344 01:12:28,215 --> 01:12:30,075 flashing the rest home. 1345 01:12:30,076 --> 01:12:32,993 - Johnny C, cellblock D. Oh, sweet. 1346 01:12:34,147 --> 01:12:38,137 (doorbell rings) Who's that? 1347 01:12:38,138 --> 01:12:41,689 - I usually can't tell unless I open the door. Ignore it. 1348 01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:43,809 - Well, what if it's somebody important? 1349 01:12:43,810 --> 01:12:45,798 - We've got three people tied up in the other room 1350 01:12:45,799 --> 01:12:46,759 against their will. 1351 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:51,759 How important could it be? (doorbell ringing) 1352 01:12:55,719 --> 01:12:58,023 - It's a kid. - [Hack] Good. Ignore him. 1353 01:12:58,024 --> 01:13:00,941 (doorbell ringing) 1354 01:13:04,205 --> 01:13:05,473 - Wonder what he wants. 1355 01:13:05,474 --> 01:13:09,891 - I don't care what he wants. Don't answer that door. 1356 01:13:11,393 --> 01:13:14,310 (speaking Spanish) 1357 01:13:16,121 --> 01:13:18,495 - No. English. 'Cause English. - [Hack] Get him outta here. 1358 01:13:18,496 --> 01:13:20,710 - I'm trying. He's talking too fast. 1359 01:13:20,711 --> 01:13:23,387 (speaking Spanish) 1360 01:13:23,388 --> 01:13:25,797 - What in the hell is that? - Whoa, whoa. 1361 01:13:25,798 --> 01:13:28,582 I don't understand a word you're saying, kid. 1362 01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:30,012 - Should we scream for help? 1363 01:13:30,013 --> 01:13:32,683 - Oh, yeah. You wanna get gagged again? 1364 01:13:32,684 --> 01:13:35,271 - Is that Spanish? - Yeah. 1365 01:13:35,272 --> 01:13:37,612 He's saying his kite is stuck in a tree 1366 01:13:37,613 --> 01:13:39,154 and he needs our help. 1367 01:13:39,155 --> 01:13:40,746 If he doesn't get it down, 1368 01:13:40,747 --> 01:13:42,697 his father's gonna gut him like a fish. 1369 01:13:42,698 --> 01:13:46,365 - Oh, my God. I thought my father was tough. 1370 01:13:47,389 --> 01:13:49,230 - Danny. - Shh, shh. 1371 01:13:49,231 --> 01:13:51,546 The old Spanish kid diversion works every time. 1372 01:13:51,547 --> 01:13:52,380 Come on. Let's go. 1373 01:13:52,381 --> 01:13:54,479 (pan dings) (Daniel yells) 1374 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:56,897 - Great. Just freaking great. 1375 01:13:57,792 --> 01:13:59,391 Now what are we supposed to do? 1376 01:13:59,392 --> 01:14:01,140 - I beg your pardon? 1377 01:14:01,141 --> 01:14:02,532 - He was supposed to get the money. 1378 01:14:02,533 --> 01:14:06,656 - He doesn't have it, Einstein. Just let us go. 1379 01:14:06,657 --> 01:14:07,795 - What's going on? 1380 01:14:07,796 --> 01:14:09,220 - We gotta come up with another plan. 1381 01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:11,801 - Oh, let's just let them go. This isn't working. 1382 01:14:11,802 --> 01:14:13,469 - I agree. - Shut up. 1383 01:14:14,511 --> 01:14:18,558 There is another way. There's gotta be. 1384 01:14:18,559 --> 01:14:21,954 - It was all so very, very horrible. 1385 01:14:21,955 --> 01:14:23,535 - Poor baby. 1386 01:14:23,536 --> 01:14:27,986 - Not to mention crumbly. That isn't even a word. 1387 01:14:27,987 --> 01:14:30,315 - Sure it is. - Don't start. 1388 01:14:30,316 --> 01:14:33,566 - Okay. (phone ringing) 1389 01:14:35,959 --> 01:14:36,959 - Yellow? 1390 01:14:44,793 --> 01:14:47,478 - Linds. - You're so dead, Roenick. 1391 01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:49,388 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can explain. 1392 01:14:49,389 --> 01:14:51,612 - You can explain with your balls in your throat. 1393 01:14:51,613 --> 01:14:52,804 - Stop, stop, stop. 1394 01:14:52,805 --> 01:14:55,870 - How did you get all these people in on this? 1395 01:14:55,871 --> 01:14:57,644 Jackson, I mean, how did you get him? 1396 01:14:57,645 --> 01:15:00,749 - I didn't. He wasn't part of the plan. 1397 01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:03,936 - We really lost the account? - Well, yeah. 1398 01:15:03,937 --> 01:15:04,937 - Asswad. 1399 01:15:05,755 --> 01:15:06,849 (Daniel groans) 1400 01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:08,186 (chair thuds) 1401 01:15:08,187 --> 01:15:09,187 Oh, ow. 1402 01:15:10,808 --> 01:15:13,963 - Troy, do you have something to tell me? 1403 01:15:13,964 --> 01:15:17,381 - Well, maybe I might've kinda told them, 1404 01:15:18,651 --> 01:15:21,611 but it's only because things got out of hand. 1405 01:15:21,612 --> 01:15:23,952 - Thanks, bud. What about her? 1406 01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:25,821 - Yeah, she knows everything. 1407 01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:28,822 But we're working on reconciliation. 1408 01:15:31,604 --> 01:15:35,521 See, an hour ago, she would've just ignored me. 1409 01:15:36,873 --> 01:15:39,790 - Linds. Hey, Linds, say something. 1410 01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:42,785 - What were you thinking? 1411 01:15:43,941 --> 01:15:48,108 - I didn't know how else to... - [Lindsay] To what? 1412 01:15:49,772 --> 01:15:51,256 - To be with you. 1413 01:15:51,257 --> 01:15:53,274 - Why didn't you just ask me out? 1414 01:15:53,275 --> 01:15:55,188 - Well, sure that sounds better now, but... 1415 01:15:55,189 --> 01:15:59,857 - I mean, you, you know me better than anyone and 1416 01:15:59,858 --> 01:16:01,436 you didn't have the balls to ask me out. 1417 01:16:01,437 --> 01:16:03,127 - That's not fair. Okay? 1418 01:16:03,128 --> 01:16:04,316 'Cause you thought this was romantic 1419 01:16:04,317 --> 01:16:06,237 when we were doing it to Troy, didn't you? 1420 01:16:06,238 --> 01:16:07,571 - See? Romantic. 1421 01:16:08,889 --> 01:16:12,380 - Are you defending yourself? Don't even- 1422 01:16:12,381 --> 01:16:13,743 - Don't even what, hypocrite? 1423 01:16:13,744 --> 01:16:16,246 You know what? Forget it. This was a bad idea. Okay? 1424 01:16:16,247 --> 01:16:18,156 - Oh, do you think so, dick nose? 1425 01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:19,015 - Thank you. 1426 01:16:19,016 --> 01:16:20,629 - Hey, would you go back to blaming him? 1427 01:16:20,630 --> 01:16:22,707 I got my own problems here. Thanks. 1428 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:26,210 - You have just gotten so desperate that you stooped 1429 01:16:26,211 --> 01:16:29,526 to tricking your best friend into an extreme date. 1430 01:16:29,527 --> 01:16:32,964 Wow. Does the word pathetic mean anything to you? 1431 01:16:32,965 --> 01:16:34,326 - Oh, and throwing yourself at me 1432 01:16:34,327 --> 01:16:35,557 a couple days ago at my apartment, 1433 01:16:35,558 --> 01:16:37,085 that's not desperate and pathetic, huh? 1434 01:16:37,086 --> 01:16:40,086 - I made a mistake. - Well, so did I. 1435 01:16:42,266 --> 01:16:45,560 (Troy clears throat) 1436 01:16:45,561 --> 01:16:47,811 - So you have a big family? 1437 01:16:52,515 --> 01:16:53,682 - You're free. 1438 01:16:57,017 --> 01:17:00,999 - [Daniel] Okay, Linds, we're both adults here. Linds. 1439 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,552 - Linds. Linds. Do not. Do not destroy him. 1440 01:17:04,553 --> 01:17:07,470 They will hear you. - [Lindsay] Shh. 1441 01:17:08,762 --> 01:17:11,917 - What are you doing? Linds, what are you doing? 1442 01:17:11,918 --> 01:17:16,168 Hey. No, that's not a good idea. Listen, I'm sorry. 1443 01:17:17,016 --> 01:17:19,599 (Daniel yells) 1444 01:17:23,154 --> 01:17:26,404 Ow, ow, ow. I can't feel my nipples. Ow 1445 01:17:27,279 --> 01:17:30,279 (suspenseful music) 1446 01:17:37,670 --> 01:17:38,670 - Oh, man. 1447 01:17:40,891 --> 01:17:43,727 If I could just get out, I could probably climb down. 1448 01:17:43,728 --> 01:17:45,942 Maybe through the attic. Shh. 1449 01:17:45,943 --> 01:17:49,776 (suspenseful music continues) 1450 01:18:01,897 --> 01:18:05,480 Yeah. Oh, yeah. That doesn't look too hard. 1451 01:18:08,876 --> 01:18:10,876 Okay. Yeah. Okay, okay. 1452 01:18:18,707 --> 01:18:19,707 Okay. Okay. 1453 01:18:24,723 --> 01:18:25,973 Okay. I got it. 1454 01:18:30,805 --> 01:18:32,573 Here we go. Whoa. 1455 01:18:32,574 --> 01:18:37,574 (dramatic music) (groaning) 1456 01:18:38,897 --> 01:18:39,897 Oh, boy. 1457 01:18:41,209 --> 01:18:43,490 - They're awfully quiet down there. 1458 01:18:43,491 --> 01:18:45,908 - Maybe they went out. - Yeah. 1459 01:18:50,083 --> 01:18:53,083 (suspenseful music) 1460 01:19:00,336 --> 01:19:03,003 (Troy groaning) 1461 01:19:13,969 --> 01:19:15,052 - Okay. Okay. 1462 01:19:16,890 --> 01:19:18,973 (groans) 1463 01:19:20,220 --> 01:19:23,428 (AJ snoring) 1464 01:19:23,429 --> 01:19:27,262 (suspenseful music continues) 1465 01:19:31,354 --> 01:19:33,771 (AJ snoring) 1466 01:19:38,138 --> 01:19:41,138 (AJ snoring louder) 1467 01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:47,243 (upbeat music) 1468 01:19:50,122 --> 01:19:52,539 (Troy thuds) 1469 01:19:57,572 --> 01:20:01,168 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Sorry about that kid. Okay? 1470 01:20:01,169 --> 01:20:04,296 (speaks Spanish) 1471 01:20:04,297 --> 01:20:05,297 - Thanks. 1472 01:20:07,911 --> 01:20:12,911 (Troy groans) (upbeat music continues) 1473 01:20:16,494 --> 01:20:17,494 - Uh... 1474 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:25,277 Uh, they were sleeping, so we kinda walked out. 1475 01:20:27,368 --> 01:20:28,298 Come on. Let's get outta here. - Ow. 1476 01:20:28,299 --> 01:20:32,798 - Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. ♪ Loser, loser ♪ 1477 01:20:35,882 --> 01:20:37,081 - Hey. 1478 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,082 - Mm. Mm. 1479 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,224 - They're gone. 1480 01:20:48,225 --> 01:20:49,948 - What? - They got away. 1481 01:20:49,949 --> 01:20:51,366 They're all gone. 1482 01:20:52,644 --> 01:20:57,311 - Well, don't blame me, man, 'cause you fell asleep too. 1483 01:20:58,903 --> 01:20:59,986 - This sucks. 1484 01:21:00,896 --> 01:21:04,374 - Well, it's not like we were gonna get any money anyway. 1485 01:21:04,375 --> 01:21:06,355 They didn't have any. 1486 01:21:06,356 --> 01:21:08,634 - Yeah, maybe. I don't know. 1487 01:21:08,635 --> 01:21:12,552 Now I can't help feel like we wasted a weekend. 1488 01:21:14,039 --> 01:21:16,789 (doorbell rings) 1489 01:21:17,959 --> 01:21:19,963 - Okay. Okay. Here's the thing. Okay? 1490 01:21:19,964 --> 01:21:22,775 I, I couldn't quite come up with the amount that you wanted. 1491 01:21:22,776 --> 01:21:23,776 So here's 1492 01:21:27,018 --> 01:21:28,935 235 bucks and 63 cents. 1493 01:21:30,448 --> 01:21:32,213 That's all that I could come up with. 1494 01:21:32,214 --> 01:21:33,141 I mean, I mean, it's not 1495 01:21:33,142 --> 01:21:34,785 that I don't think they're worth more. 1496 01:21:34,786 --> 01:21:36,184 I mean, we all know that they are. 1497 01:21:36,185 --> 01:21:38,705 - Okay, we'll take this then. - Okay. 1498 01:21:38,706 --> 01:21:40,127 But you'll let them go now. 1499 01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:42,847 - Yeah. I'm gonna call the guy who's holding 'em right now. 1500 01:21:42,848 --> 01:21:45,354 Hey, you saved 'em. - Yeah. 1501 01:21:45,355 --> 01:21:48,855 You did the right thing, naked boy. Right. 1502 01:21:54,239 --> 01:21:58,035 - They owe me so big for this. (laughs) 1503 01:21:58,036 --> 01:22:03,036 (calm music) (airplane rotors rumbling) 1504 01:22:04,654 --> 01:22:06,660 - [Daniel] Is Amy gonna press charges? 1505 01:22:06,661 --> 01:22:09,411 - Nah. She's not that kinda girl. 1506 01:22:10,326 --> 01:22:12,253 - You really liked her, didn't you? 1507 01:22:12,254 --> 01:22:13,595 - Oh, yeah. 1508 01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:14,429 Tried to tell her, 1509 01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:18,819 but she doesn't seem to trust me for some reason. 1510 01:22:18,820 --> 01:22:20,309 Plus, I think she hates me. 1511 01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:25,143 - Come on. She doesn't hate you. Why? What'd she say? Huh? 1512 01:22:26,029 --> 01:22:27,447 - She said she hates me. 1513 01:22:27,448 --> 01:22:30,123 - Oh. Well, maybe it was the heat of the moment, you know? 1514 01:22:30,124 --> 01:22:32,040 Look at me. My nipple still hurts. 1515 01:22:32,041 --> 01:22:34,050 - She leaves it on my voicemail. 1516 01:22:34,051 --> 01:22:35,734 She says she hates me every day. 1517 01:22:35,735 --> 01:22:36,899 - Oh, well... 1518 01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:38,562 - She writes letters, sends 'em in the mail. 1519 01:22:38,563 --> 01:22:40,178 All they say is, "I hate you." 1520 01:22:40,179 --> 01:22:41,012 - Okay. 1521 01:22:41,013 --> 01:22:45,547 - She hired a plane to write in the sky, "I hate you, Troy." 1522 01:22:45,548 --> 01:22:47,442 - She did not hire a plane. 1523 01:22:47,443 --> 01:22:51,704 (airplane rotors rumbling) 1524 01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:53,205 Oh, hired a plane. 1525 01:22:54,836 --> 01:22:58,391 - Guess I deserved it. What about you? 1526 01:22:58,392 --> 01:23:00,254 What's going on with you and Linds? 1527 01:23:00,255 --> 01:23:02,620 - Well, we made our peace, you know. 1528 01:23:02,621 --> 01:23:04,567 It's just, things aren't the same. 1529 01:23:04,568 --> 01:23:07,776 You know, she avoids me at work and I don't know, man. 1530 01:23:07,777 --> 01:23:10,237 I guess it just wasn't meant to be, you know. 1531 01:23:10,238 --> 01:23:13,114 - You're wrong. She'll get over it. 1532 01:23:13,115 --> 01:23:16,022 I mean, at least you know she cares about you. 1533 01:23:16,023 --> 01:23:19,253 You just need to learn to say how you feel. 1534 01:23:19,254 --> 01:23:22,773 See, Amy had no chance to care about me. 1535 01:23:22,774 --> 01:23:25,606 - No. Hey, she does care about you. Okay. 1536 01:23:25,607 --> 01:23:29,356 You just don't see that. - But the hate. 1537 01:23:29,357 --> 01:23:30,690 The hate. - Okay. 1538 01:23:31,723 --> 01:23:34,242 If you don't care about someone, you ignore them. Okay? 1539 01:23:34,243 --> 01:23:35,155 You don't rent a plane 1540 01:23:35,156 --> 01:23:36,441 for something you don't have feelings for. 1541 01:23:36,442 --> 01:23:38,525 You know what I'm saying? 1542 01:23:39,363 --> 01:23:40,863 - So what do I do? 1543 01:23:42,502 --> 01:23:45,752 - What do you do? I dunno. Try honesty. 1544 01:23:47,061 --> 01:23:49,894 It works for some people. Come on. 1545 01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:54,577 (calm music continues) 1546 01:23:59,042 --> 01:24:01,409 - Hey there. - Go away. 1547 01:24:01,410 --> 01:24:04,259 - Got your letters. Thanks. - Troy, go away. 1548 01:24:04,260 --> 01:24:05,761 - Can I just say something? - No. 1549 01:24:05,762 --> 01:24:07,118 - Just a few words, please. (spray fizzes) 1550 01:24:07,119 --> 01:24:08,869 Oh, God. Oh. My eyes. 1551 01:24:11,207 --> 01:24:13,040 Oh, my eyes. The pain. 1552 01:24:15,355 --> 01:24:17,236 (groans) I can't breathe. 1553 01:24:17,237 --> 01:24:20,914 - Say what you have to say. - That's your apology? 1554 01:24:20,915 --> 01:24:21,846 - Forget it. - No, no, no, no. 1555 01:24:21,847 --> 01:24:23,602 Wait, wait, wait. Okay, I'm sorry. 1556 01:24:23,603 --> 01:24:26,103 Hang on. Hang on, please. Amy? 1557 01:24:29,277 --> 01:24:30,522 - What? 1558 01:24:30,523 --> 01:24:31,606 - Okay. Okay. 1559 01:24:32,594 --> 01:24:35,594 Um, listen, I know I was a real jerk 1560 01:24:37,393 --> 01:24:39,090 for doing what I did, 1561 01:24:39,091 --> 01:24:42,008 but I just, I just really like you. 1562 01:24:45,752 --> 01:24:47,084 Guys have a, have a history 1563 01:24:47,085 --> 01:24:50,286 of doing imbecilic things to win over women. 1564 01:24:50,287 --> 01:24:52,877 I'm just following in a long line of idiots. 1565 01:24:52,878 --> 01:24:54,211 - I'm over here. 1566 01:24:55,332 --> 01:24:58,665 - Oh. See? I'm no good at picking women. 1567 01:24:59,862 --> 01:25:02,750 I seem to attract a certain kind. 1568 01:25:02,751 --> 01:25:05,421 A kind that is just all wrong for me. 1569 01:25:05,422 --> 01:25:09,589 And I just, I guess I'm afraid to go after someone 1570 01:25:10,558 --> 01:25:13,188 who might actually be good for me. 1571 01:25:13,189 --> 01:25:17,511 And then, and then I got to know you a little and... 1572 01:25:17,512 --> 01:25:20,929 I just, I just wanted to get to know you. 1573 01:25:22,355 --> 01:25:24,355 I'm nuts about you, Amy. 1574 01:25:26,108 --> 01:25:31,108 You're not even here, are you? I'm talking to a street sign. 1575 01:25:31,449 --> 01:25:33,199 - No. I'm right here. 1576 01:25:38,264 --> 01:25:39,264 - Hi. - Hi. 1577 01:25:41,967 --> 01:25:44,795 - Lemme guess? I had you at listen. 1578 01:25:44,796 --> 01:25:47,879 - No. You had to see the whole thing. 1579 01:25:49,383 --> 01:25:51,682 And it helps that you're crying. 1580 01:25:51,683 --> 01:25:52,683 - I know. 1581 01:25:54,325 --> 01:25:56,196 Now, now, you're not gonna just 1582 01:25:56,197 --> 01:25:58,780 sleep with me and run, are you? 1583 01:25:59,866 --> 01:26:04,116 - Actually, I don't believe in sex before marriage. 1584 01:26:05,965 --> 01:26:07,382 - Oh. Me neither. 1585 01:26:08,898 --> 01:26:12,741 ♪ I can feel, I can feel without you ♪ 1586 01:26:12,742 --> 01:26:15,191 ♪ Daydream, thinking of you ♪ 1587 01:26:15,192 --> 01:26:17,679 ♪ Daydream, taking my heart ♪ 1588 01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:21,716 ♪ Daydream, finding the truth ♪ 1589 01:26:21,717 --> 01:26:23,815 - I am in love. - That's great, Troy. 1590 01:26:23,816 --> 01:26:26,411 - Oh, all she wants to do is spend time with me. 1591 01:26:26,412 --> 01:26:27,982 - Fabulous. - Like later tonight, 1592 01:26:27,983 --> 01:26:30,200 we're getting together just to watch TV. 1593 01:26:30,201 --> 01:26:31,034 - Mm-hm. 1594 01:26:31,035 --> 01:26:34,627 - Tomorrow, she's teaching me how to bake cookies. 1595 01:26:34,628 --> 01:26:38,406 - You know, Troy, you really are turning into a woman. 1596 01:26:38,407 --> 01:26:40,713 - Daniel, Troy, conference room, right now. 1597 01:26:40,714 --> 01:26:42,714 Jackson's on his way up. 1598 01:26:43,788 --> 01:26:46,793 - Jackson? I thought we lost the account. 1599 01:26:46,794 --> 01:26:50,461 Wait, why is he coming here? Oh, I'm scared. 1600 01:26:57,602 --> 01:26:58,602 Hey, Linds. 1601 01:26:59,842 --> 01:27:00,842 - Hi, Troy. 1602 01:27:04,541 --> 01:27:08,776 - Will you two at least be civil? Say something. 1603 01:27:08,777 --> 01:27:11,296 - Does your nipple still hurt? - A little bit. 1604 01:27:11,297 --> 01:27:12,381 - Good. 1605 01:27:12,382 --> 01:27:14,637 - Lindsay, I just got your email 1606 01:27:14,638 --> 01:27:17,681 and I gotta tell you that it is brilliant. 1607 01:27:17,682 --> 01:27:19,481 I get it now and you got the campaign. 1608 01:27:19,482 --> 01:27:21,118 - I didn't send you an email. 1609 01:27:21,119 --> 01:27:22,829 - The whole idea of extreme dating, 1610 01:27:22,830 --> 01:27:25,632 I mean, it's gonna bring in a younger... 1611 01:27:25,633 --> 01:27:28,003 - [Maggie] Adventure-loving. - Adventure-loving demo. 1612 01:27:28,004 --> 01:27:29,342 Hell, it even worked on me. 1613 01:27:29,343 --> 01:27:32,317 I'm normally about as romantic as a pubic hair. 1614 01:27:32,318 --> 01:27:35,220 (Maggie and Jackson laugh) 1615 01:27:35,221 --> 01:27:36,524 I got a question for you though. 1616 01:27:36,525 --> 01:27:38,605 How in the hell did you get that bear to play along? 1617 01:27:38,606 --> 01:27:41,766 (all laughing) 1618 01:27:41,767 --> 01:27:44,327 Hell, it don't make no nevermind 'cause I really don't care. 1619 01:27:44,328 --> 01:27:46,903 Me and Mags, we're off extreme dating in Paris. 1620 01:27:46,904 --> 01:27:47,966 Yeah. Come on. 1621 01:27:47,967 --> 01:27:50,884 - Say hi to Packer for me. - I will. 1622 01:27:53,572 --> 01:27:55,205 - What the hell just happened? 1623 01:27:55,206 --> 01:27:56,184 - Don't ask. 1624 01:27:56,185 --> 01:27:59,429 - Daniel. I have a Vanessa on line three. 1625 01:27:59,430 --> 01:28:01,642 Says she's a friend. 1626 01:28:01,643 --> 01:28:05,310 - Okay, I'll take it. Excuse me. Line three? 1627 01:28:06,821 --> 01:28:10,149 - Come on, Linds. What are you waiting for? 1628 01:28:10,150 --> 01:28:12,261 - He still loves Vanessa. 1629 01:28:12,262 --> 01:28:14,589 - Why do you think Vanessa left him? 1630 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:17,482 - Because she wasn't in love with him anymore. 1631 01:28:17,483 --> 01:28:18,732 - Wrong. 1632 01:28:18,733 --> 01:28:20,284 She left him because she knew he was in love 1633 01:28:20,285 --> 01:28:21,702 with someone else. 1634 01:28:21,703 --> 01:28:24,309 I mean, he woulda never been able to break her heart. 1635 01:28:24,310 --> 01:28:26,977 That's why she had to break his. 1636 01:28:28,076 --> 01:28:31,493 Because she knew he was in love with you. 1637 01:28:34,281 --> 01:28:35,715 (phone ringing) 1638 01:28:35,716 --> 01:28:38,299 - Skyline Advertising. One sec. 1639 01:28:39,270 --> 01:28:42,520 Skyline Advertising. Mm-hm. One moment. 1640 01:28:43,847 --> 01:28:45,152 - [Delivery Man] Hey. - Hey. 1641 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:47,135 - [Delivery Man] Here. Sign. 1642 01:28:47,136 --> 01:28:50,292 - Hey, Ginger, will you page Sean for me please? 1643 01:28:50,293 --> 01:28:55,058 - Hey, Lindsay. What's up? (whimsical music) 1644 01:28:55,059 --> 01:28:57,392 - Hey, nevermind. I see him. 1645 01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:01,850 Sean, hey. 1646 01:29:03,267 --> 01:29:06,706 Yeah. I'm gonna need that, uh, Dairy Queen promo again. 1647 01:29:06,707 --> 01:29:08,528 - Yeah, I'm not going anywhere near that storage closet 1648 01:29:08,529 --> 01:29:10,872 with you, you psycho freak. 1649 01:29:10,873 --> 01:29:13,394 Go get it yourself. - Fine. I will. 1650 01:29:13,395 --> 01:29:16,975 Oh, my God, you're so not my office crash anymore. 1651 01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:18,976 - I'm devastated. - Jerk. 1652 01:29:21,471 --> 01:29:22,471 Excuse me. 1653 01:29:24,623 --> 01:29:27,763 - Here, hold this. I'll be right back. 1654 01:29:27,764 --> 01:29:30,605 - You know, somebody should lock her in a closet for a year. 1655 01:29:30,606 --> 01:29:31,606 Maybe two. 1656 01:29:33,364 --> 01:29:35,197 - Maybe somebody will. 1657 01:29:37,167 --> 01:29:40,084 - So what are you, about, uh, 6'10? 1658 01:29:47,206 --> 01:29:50,438 - Hey, Linds. - [Lindsay] What do you want? 1659 01:29:50,439 --> 01:29:51,519 - I just wanna say one thing 1660 01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:53,382 and then I'll leave you alone, okay? 1661 01:29:53,383 --> 01:29:54,800 - So say it then. 1662 01:29:55,841 --> 01:29:57,041 - I'm sorry. 1663 01:29:57,042 --> 01:30:01,537 Official apology right here, right now. I am sorry. 1664 01:30:01,538 --> 01:30:04,944 Can we please just go back to being friends? 1665 01:30:04,945 --> 01:30:05,945 - No. 1666 01:30:08,295 --> 01:30:11,921 - No? I, I wasn't really prepared for that answer. 1667 01:30:11,922 --> 01:30:14,505 - Why did you do it, Danny? Hm? 1668 01:30:15,895 --> 01:30:18,393 - I told you, Linds. I told you why I did it. 1669 01:30:18,394 --> 01:30:20,806 - Not the whole truth. And I wanna know. 1670 01:30:20,807 --> 01:30:22,194 - Okay. You know what? Forget it. 1671 01:30:22,195 --> 01:30:24,385 (door rattles) 1672 01:30:24,386 --> 01:30:26,709 The door's locked. 1673 01:30:26,710 --> 01:30:28,210 Hey. Hello. Hello. 1674 01:30:30,368 --> 01:30:31,951 - So how's it feel? 1675 01:30:34,992 --> 01:30:36,806 - You did this, didn't you? 1676 01:30:36,807 --> 01:30:40,127 - I think you better tell me why you did it. 1677 01:30:40,128 --> 01:30:45,128 Unless of course you think you can pick the lock with a pen. 1678 01:30:45,977 --> 01:30:46,977 Say it. 1679 01:30:51,836 --> 01:30:54,086 - Did it 'cause I love you. 1680 01:30:55,596 --> 01:30:58,021 Because I'm in love with you. 1681 01:30:58,022 --> 01:30:59,507 'Cause you're the only one I want. 1682 01:30:59,508 --> 01:31:01,972 The only one that understands me. 1683 01:31:01,973 --> 01:31:06,140 The only one I ever, ever wanna be with, you know? 1684 01:31:07,491 --> 01:31:12,295 And besides, no one else will go out and be so, you know. 1685 01:31:12,296 --> 01:31:13,296 Come here. 1686 01:31:14,348 --> 01:31:18,944 ♪ And rise again for me ♪ 1687 01:31:18,945 --> 01:31:23,284 ♪ What if the world were a little more perfect ♪ 1688 01:31:23,285 --> 01:31:27,794 ♪ Would you stop crying or would you the take leap ♪ 1689 01:31:27,795 --> 01:31:32,165 ♪ Now what if the world were a little more perfect ♪ 1690 01:31:32,166 --> 01:31:36,147 ♪ Would you open your eyes ♪ 1691 01:31:36,148 --> 01:31:41,148 ♪ And blink again for me ♪ 1692 01:31:41,673 --> 01:31:45,474 ♪ For me ♪ 1693 01:31:45,475 --> 01:31:48,020 ♪ Yeah, for me ♪ 1694 01:31:48,021 --> 01:31:51,438 (upbeat music continues) 1695 01:31:54,403 --> 01:31:58,730 ♪ What about friendship ♪ 1696 01:31:58,731 --> 01:32:03,184 ♪ What about friends ♪ 1697 01:32:03,185 --> 01:32:07,439 ♪ You said the whole world was against you ♪ 1698 01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:12,021 ♪ And it all had to end ♪ 1699 01:32:12,022 --> 01:32:16,381 ♪ What about love ♪ 1700 01:32:16,382 --> 01:32:20,726 ♪ What about family ♪ 1701 01:32:20,727 --> 01:32:25,027 ♪ What about all ♪ 1702 01:32:25,028 --> 01:32:29,621 ♪ That you have to live for ♪ 1703 01:32:29,622 --> 01:32:33,808 ♪ What if the world were a little more perfect ♪ 1704 01:32:33,809 --> 01:32:38,330 ♪ Would you stop crying or would you take the leap ♪ 1705 01:32:38,331 --> 01:32:42,682 ♪ Now what if the world were a little more perfect ♪ 1706 01:32:42,683 --> 01:32:46,799 ♪ Would you open your eyes ♪ 1707 01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:51,800 ♪ And blink again for me ♪ 1708 01:32:52,194 --> 01:32:56,289 ♪ For me ♪ 1709 01:32:56,290 --> 01:33:00,521 ♪ It isn't easy here without you ♪ 1710 01:33:00,522 --> 01:33:04,810 ♪ Why did you leave me ♪ 1711 01:33:04,811 --> 01:33:09,648 ♪ What am I supposed to do ♪ 1712 01:33:09,649 --> 01:33:12,149 ♪ Without you ♪ 1713 01:33:22,587 --> 01:33:26,803 ♪ What if the world were a little more perfect ♪ 1714 01:33:26,804 --> 01:33:31,227 ♪ Would you stop crying or would you take the leap ♪ 1715 01:33:31,228 --> 01:33:35,583 ♪ Now what if the world were a little more perfect ♪ 1716 01:33:35,584 --> 01:33:39,625 ♪ Would you open your eyes ♪ 1717 01:33:39,626 --> 01:33:44,410 ♪ And what if the world were a little more perfect ♪ 1718 01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:48,443 ♪ Would you open your eyes ♪ 1719 01:33:48,444 --> 01:33:53,444 ♪ And blink again for me ♪ 1720 01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:57,519 ♪ For me ♪ 1721 01:33:57,520 --> 01:34:00,270 ♪ For me, for me ♪ 1722 01:34:04,994 --> 01:34:07,913 (music ends) 1723 01:34:07,914 --> 01:34:12,049 ♪ Crazy girls are good in bed ♪ 1724 01:34:12,050 --> 01:34:17,050 ♪ God help us all ♪ 1725 01:34:17,215 --> 01:34:21,216 ♪ They'll twist their way inside your head ♪ 1726 01:34:21,217 --> 01:34:26,217 ♪ But what a ball ♪ 1727 01:34:26,576 --> 01:34:30,988 ♪ The world is full of women that are so much safer ♪ 1728 01:34:30,989 --> 01:34:35,547 ♪ The kinda girls you'd like to meet your mom ♪ 1729 01:34:35,548 --> 01:34:40,201 ♪ But then you turn your head and you're in mortal danger ♪ 1730 01:34:40,202 --> 01:34:44,352 ♪ When you see the bomb ♪ 1731 01:34:44,353 --> 01:34:49,353 ♪ Yeah, crazy girls, crazy girls ♪ 1732 01:34:49,668 --> 01:34:52,576 ♪ Crazy girls make crazy ♪ 1733 01:34:52,577 --> 01:34:55,337 ♪ Never are they lazy ♪ 1734 01:34:55,338 --> 01:34:57,835 ♪ Crazy girls ♪ 1735 01:34:57,836 --> 01:35:00,669 ♪ Make crazy love ♪